Frequently Asked Questions

Have you been doing this long?,

I started working in May 2007, I always enjoy random sex and have been practising to be your lover for at least 2 decades. I limit the numbers of Gentlemen I see to ensure that I am always fresh of mind and body.

Why dont you answer private calls?

I don’t answer private calls (blocked numbers) because that is what your partners use when they are checking up on you! So please unblock your number before calling or you will not be speaking to me. If you are worried about your privacy… It is in my best interests to keep your number to myself and play this game to your rules and besides I have better things to do than to stalk you! If you are not sure if your ph is set to private, dont worry I will tell you when you call. I will also tell you to unblock your ph and call me back.

Will you use my number to contact me?

Occasionally I may have a special or you might be in a town I will be visiting, so yes I would send you a discreet text letting you know that I am visiting your town. I would love to give you the exact wording here, but then every suspicious wife would instantly know it was me – not so bright! I only send discreet messages or call during business hours (9-5) unless I know for sure you are single! If you want to know what the exact messages that I send out, just ask me! they are discreet and relevant to you and rarely change mainly for your privacy and so that you know that it is me as I dont use your name or mine!

What can I expect from our time together?

I like to believe that a stranger is a friend I am yet to meet! Therefore you are simply a lover I am yet to enjoy. I want you to feel comfortable whilst you are with me, therefore I will do my best to make our meeting as relaxed as it would be when you catch up with someone that you have known for sometime.
I want to:
make you feel fantastic,
help you realise your fantasies,
make you feel like we are in love whilst we are together,
reignite the passion you have inside you,
feel that our meetings are natural and without payment,
give you a memory to enjoy long after our time together is over.

I am new to escorts, what will our date be like?

I strive to make our first meeting like a reunion between old acquaintences, my desire is to get to know you. I will always take my time with you, so don’t be afraid to anticipate and feel nervous – like a first date! Remember, I am friendly, discreet and enthusiastic. I always strive to provide you with an exciting and memorable experience.

Are you particular on age/looks/nationality?

I have seen the very tall and the very short, the very skinny and the very large, both small and large penises, young and older men. I have seen what society would call gorgeous and what it would call ugly! As long as you are clean and respectful you will be welcomed, to me there is always something attractive about you.

I am a larger/heavier man is that a problem?

No that is not a problem,  at times it can be a challenge… All I ask is that you please clean and dry thoroughly between any skin folds… although you may smell sweet initially, it can be quite embarrassing for both of us if there is any odour there when we become active. What does it smell like – rotting flesh! So please pay special attention to these areas. If you need help to reach those areas please feel free to ask.

Do you see disabled People?

It really depends on the disability. As a guide – If you are not able to self support then I am probably not the girl for you!

Do you see Ladies?

Yes I am Bisexual and love to play with ladies too.

Do you see couples?

Yes I am a bit of a voyuer and so love an opportunity to play and watch live sex. I find it important to discuss what you both want out of our meeting so that I know each of your boundries, and can discreetly guide the encounter accordingly. If you have a partner and you want to both play just contact me for further information. I will require to speak to both parties, as I need to know that this is something that both of you want. I do have a minimum booking of 2hours for couples, as this allows enough time to make sure we are all comfortable as well as allowing plenty of playtime.

Would you see a couple of mates?

Hell yes!!!!  I am more than ok with that, in fact there is nothing quite like being the centre of attention… I would not see a football team tho! I do have a minimum booking of 1 hour for this amount of fun.

Can you organise another girl to join us?

Not in Queensland. It is illegal for 2 escorts to be working in the same premises unless it is a licensed brothel. In States where it is legal it depends on the state as I am fussy who I work with!

What about Sexual problems? can you help me?

I am not a licensed therapist. I can not guarantee that I will be able to help you.  I am more than happy to help you work on any areas of concern, but please bring your honesty and sense of humour with you and lets have fun either way.

Do you drink, smoke or party?

No, I do not smoke, drink Coffee, eat Garlic, Onions or canned fish! I like to smell fresh and sweet everywhere for our dates and I would appreciate you smelling the same. I supply Mouthwash and disposable glasses for your use.

Yes, I do drink socially, I enjoy a good Red from South Australia at night, Dry Whites from either Margaret River or New Zealand during the day or in Summer, and then of course there is good quality French Champagne such as Ruinart, Verve or Moet, which can be consumed anytime!

No I do not Party but if you do please inform me so that I can make a decision as to whether I wish to see you. Most times I will, but I would like the option, that way we are all happy and no one will be dissapointed.

Do you offer fantasies?

Yes I do, please contact me to obtain further information. I am happy to do most things but whilst natural services might be your fantasy it is against the law and therefore I do not provide them so please don’t ask.

Do you enjoy what you do?

What is not to like? I get the very best of you and then send you home when we are done! Everyone that leaves my home is happy, relaxed and stress free… My job satisfaction is the highest of anyone I know. I adore intimacy and I treat every encounter as a date. I am a terrible liar and a worse actor, so you will soon know if I am not enjoying your company. I truly have the very best job!

Interests?

Toys… Of all kinds, but especially the grown up ones… Anything and everything, life is here to be experienced and lived. Amongst my favourite pastimes though, learning about other people and what they do and why they do it, I adore the theatre, fine dining, travelling, great company, good wine, good food.

Do you work outside Brisbane?

Yes I do tour. please send me an email to express your interest and to find out when I will next be in your town. In 2016, I will be visiting Melbourne the 1st Tuesday of every month and Sydney the 3rd Tuesday of every month. With the occasional visit to Tasmania and Canberra. I may visit coastal places in VIC/NSW/QLD depending on the enquiry. If you are somewhere else in the world show some interest as the more interest I get the more likely I will be to travel! If you can’t wait for me to tour you can always fly me to you! I have special rates when you do that. My victorian SWA number is  SWA6635xe

Do you travel overseas?

I love travelling , it is no fun when you do it alone though. Whether it is an overnight break or a month long holiday… My Passport is current and waiting.  I have very reasonable rates for Holidays so get in touch and lets see what we can come up with.

Your reviews are all positive, are they real?

100% yes, and I do ask you to take the time to write a review after our playdate.  I am very proud of my reputation. I still believe in the old adage that ‘the customer is king’ and as I want you to come back, I work hard making you feel comfortable and make sure you feel great after our time together. When writing a review please refrain from explicit details or language that you would not use in front of your mother! If you feel the need to write an explicit review that is ok but I will have to edit it! I consider our time together private and whilst you might find it ok to brag, someone else may be put off by it. I try to keep my reviews on MY website as I have directories claim the review belongs to them!

Are all the photos on the site you?

YES

I try to update my pics at least 2 times a year. You can always find plenty of photos on twitter and directories.

I have no need to hide, and I get a kick from you coming to my door and smiling in excitement when you see me. I want you to be pleased that you made the decision to come see me, not disappointed. You will notice that I do not have many Glamour shots, I might one day but I am still in pretty good shape so don’t feel the need! I will be reducing the number of pictures with my face in it as I wish to offer my clients discretion when they take me to dinner.

What do I bring along?

A sexy attitude, a clean and sweet smelling body, (I do have a shower and plenty of soap, deodorant and powder, Mouthwash and clean fluffy towels here) and of course the agreed amount. Gifts and tips are not expected but are appreciated and remembered!

What sort of Gifts do you like?

Flowers – I love flowers

Alcohol is always nice.

French Champagne – Ruinart, Moet, Verve and the like

Red Wine – SA Shiraz or SA Cabernet Sauvignon or NZ Pinot Noir

White Wine – NZ Malborough or Margaret River Sauvignon Blanc

Aged Single Malt Scotch – Glenfiddich and the like

Irish Whiskey – Jamesons

Vodka – Grey Goose, Belvedere

Chocolate

You simply can’t beat lindt Balls!

Cabury’s roses are also yummy

Perfume  please note I prefer Eau De Perfum not Eau de Toilette.

I wear Dior Addict Eau de purfum every day, so this is always on the shopping list.

I also love Chanel Allure, lancome Tresor

 Lingerie,  If you would like to purchase me lingerie  – how sexy would that be! If you are unsure we could always go shopping together.

My measurements are Bust  118cm, Waist 100cm, Hips 118cms

that makes me a size 18 or an XL/2XL

Do you Take Drugs or like to Party?

NO, I DO NOT TAKE DRUGS OR PARTY. I am high enough on life. If you do party that is fine but please let me know so that I have the choice to see you. most times I will, unless I am tired.

What is and isn’t Legal in Queensland?

It is legal to be an escort/prostitute as long as you work alone. This means that under no circumstances can 2 sex workers be on the same working premises at the same time with a client. However, It is not illegal to bring your girlfriend or mate along to a play date.

It is illegal to have any type of unprotected sex, and is an offense to ask for such services.