Chrome and Hot Leather

May 25th, 2011 by DiQld

A story from a clent….

It had been a tough week at work and Sam was glad to see the end of it. It was Friday and he was on his way home. Well, he would be if he wasn’t stuck in traffic. Something had happened to the powerlines ahead, one of the lanes was closed and a traffic controller had stepped out in front of him with his stop sign just as he was about to pass. Waiting at the front of the queue Sam was watching people walk by when an approaching headlight in his rear view mirror distracted him. The light grew brighter and with a low rumble a motorcycle pulled up beside him then rolled forward slightly. It was hard to tell how tall the female rider was sat in the saddle but she had long sandy brown hair that flowed out from under her helmet, over the collar of her black leather jacket and down her back. She wore low cut jeans and boots but it was the g-string poking up above the waistband of her jeans that he found himself fixated on. He knew that it is rude to stare and really should have looked away when he noticed her check her mirrors but it was too late. Releasing her grip on the front brake she rolled backwards slowly until level with his front door. Looking in the window she pulled her sunglasses down with her middle finger just enough to look over the top of them. “Something catch your eye?” she sneered as he shifted in his seat. Bugger! Busted! “S-Sorry” he stumbled “I didn’t mean to stare”. “You mean, you didn’t intend to get caught” she replied with a smile as her mood mellowed just a touch. Sam tried to answer but could only manage an embarrassed grin. “I’ll tell you what” she said as she removed her sunglasses and tucked them into her ample cleavage “If you can keep up, I’ll show you something really special”. It was a proposition that took him by surprise and he swallowed hard as the stop sign in front of them flipped from stop to slow. She snapped open the throttle, dropped the clutch and roared off towards the freeway on ramp as the little man that had already begun to swell in the front of Sam’s jeans started screaming at his brain “Go you fool, Go!”.

Merging onto the freeway in front of a large truck Sam scanned the lanes ahead for any sight of the leather clad biker girl. Luckily the traffic was now flowing smoothly and he caught a flash of movement ahead as the last rays of the evening sun reflected off the chrome of a speeding motorcycle. His foot was pressed hard to the floor and he dodged in and out of both lanes just trying to keep her within sight. A gap appeared over the next hill and he saw her in the distance pulling off on the next exit. Reacting quickly he changed lanes a little too eagerly and received a horn blast and the finger for his troubles before exiting the freeway.

They were now travelling through suburban streets and only just matching her turns Sam was struggling to keep up. Rounding each corner he would only catch a glimpse of leather and chrome before she disappeared up the next street. The long straight which followed proved lucky as he only just caught sight of her turning into a unit complex and vanishing from view. He pulled up out the front but the gates were closed. He was trying to decide what to do when suddenly they opened so he drove in. Now where the hell was she? There were a lot of units and driving up and down he couldn’t knock on all those front doors. Then, he heard it…tink, tink, tink, header pipes contracting as they cooled in the chilled evening air. The unmistakeable sound of a Harley that had been ridden hard and put away hot! Parking outside he walked up the front steps and knocked on her door. 

The door opened and Sam walked in to find her standing there in stockings, heels and her black leather jacket draped in chains. “Took your time didn’t you” she said as he stepped closer. Fighting back the nerves that were making his knees shake he slipped his arms around her waist then drew her close to his chest. He felt her breast press against him as he kissed her softly. She ran her hand up the back of his head then, pulling him even closer kissed him back hard. Her other hand that had been stroking his crotch now undid his zip and began fondling his hard cock. She pulled back from him slowly and smiled. “Hi” he said “my name is Sam”. “Well” she replied “if you are going to be Sam then I’ll be Delilah, or you could just call me Dee”.  Sam was no longer nervous. Every fibre of his body was now pulsing with a primitive lust. He could hold it back no more. Taking a firm grip on her waist he spun her around then bent her over the kitchen bench top. She spread her legs and Sam was now kneeling on the floor behind her. Slowly he pulled down her g-string and unhitched it from her heels as she stepped out of it. He ran his hands up her silky legs then kissed her gorgeous bum. Dee giggled as Sam kissed the inside of her thighs. He could smell her sex and it drove him wild as he tilted her hips forward then slid his tongue into her delicious wet pussy. Dee let out a sigh as Sam continued to lick her as his fingers found their way inside her. He could tell that she wanted him so he stood up and pulled his jeans down the rest of the way. Standing behind her Sam took a hold of his throbbing hard cock, Dee gripped the bench top and moaned softly as he entered her. He felt the warm wetness of her pussy and began to stroke it slowly. Reaching forward Sam gripped Dee’s shoulders then increased his rhythm “Ohhh, Fuck Yes!” she called out. The chains on her jacket were rattling and Sam could hear his pelvis slapping against her bum as her fucked her hard. He released his grip on her shoulders then reached inside her jacket and caressed her beautiful breasts with both of his hands. Sam slowed his pace as he noticed a barstool pulled up under the bench top. He hooked it out with his foot then turned Dee back around to face him. He sat her down on the barstool, taking one of her legs he raised it up over his shoulder then stepped forward and slid his glistening cock inside her. Sam felt the silky smoothness of her stocking clad calf muscle against his neck as he gripped her leg and drove himself into her hard. Sweat began to trickle down his back as he increased his rhythm even further. “Oh God!” Dee let out. Sam could tell she was close and he held her tight as her whole body shuddered with ecstasy. She gripped his arm, relaxed back onto the chair then smiled with satisfaction. It was a smile that soon turned to a giggle when she realised that Sam was now wearing most of her lipstick so she tried to wipe it off. Stepping down from the chair Dee took a hold of Sam’s cock then said “follow me upstairs and we’ll get comfortable, now it’s your turn”. Doing as he was told Sam stumbled up the stairs behind her with his jeans still around his ankles. 

Once inside the bedroom Dee walked over to the wardrobe and opened it. She turned to Sam and said “why don’t you go into the ensuite and wash off the rest of that lipstick and take off those jeans while I get myself ready”. Washing his face in the sink Sam was wondering what “now it’s your turn” meant. He took off his jeans, boots and socks then stepped back into the bedroom. He leant back against the wall and watched Dee from behind as she fastened the last buckle on what appeared to be cross between a harness and some kinky leather underwear. His jaw dropped and he gripped the door frame tightly as she turned to face him. Attached to the front of the “harness” she wore was a large black rubber cock. Sam couldn’t move. He felt himself fixed to the spot as Dee stalked towards him with a small packet of lubricant in her hand. She tore open the packet with her teeth then sucked out the contents and threw the packet aside. Standing in front of him Dee parted her lips, and allowed the lube to dribble out, Sam watched the liquid dribble down her body and land on the rubber cock as she began stroking it with her hand. Sam didn’t know what to do. He had wondered what it would be like to be loved by a woman but now the chance was upon him he was unsure. But he didn’t back away. Reaching forward Dee stroked Sam’s cock, fondled his smooth balls then reaching between his legs tickled his ass with her lubricated fingers. Sam let out a moan as Dee slipped first one then two fingers inside him and began to work them in and out slowly. Stepping close she lifted one of his legs and cradled it in her arm. With her other hand she took a grip on her cock and pressed the tip of it against his ass then pushed. Sam gripped her shoulder tight as the head of her cock entered him. He felt a burning pain and at first it hurt quite a bit so Dee applied a bit more lube and tried to get him to relax. She increased her rhythm but Sam stopped her “slow down” he asked. Dee leant forward then whispered in his ear “stop whining and take it like a man!” she tilted her hips and slid the full length inside him. “Oh Fuck!” Sam called out. The extra lube was helping but he found the position awkward so they both fell on to the bed. Dee laid Sam on his back, she knelt between his legs and as she watched his face, she lifted them both over her shoulders. She applied more lube to the length of her cock then entered Sam again. He found himself gripping the sheets as she increased her pace and began riding him harder. Dee held his legs tight and looked into his eyes. Sam looked back at her with a mixture of desire and disbelief. He still couldn’t quite grasp what was happening to him but he knew he liked it. Dee reached down at began stroking Sam’s cock, faster and faster she pumped it with her fist. She started fucking him harder, he was close now, she could see it in his eyes. He arched his back and began to tremble. “Oh God, I’m coming” he screamed. Dee gripped the base of his cock hard and squeezed. A hot white jet shot through the air as Sam came all over himself. He collapsed on the bed as Dee withdrew from him. She unbuckled the strap on cock then laid beside him smiling. “Told you I’d show you something special” she said as Sam opened his eyes. They laid together talking and giggling about what had just happened then jumped into the shower and rubbed soap all over each other. Sam kissed her goodbye at the front door and as he turned Dee slapped him hard on the ass “come and find me again sometime” she said as he walked towards his car. He turned, smiled and waved goodbye, then thought to himself “Definately”.

What have I been up to…

April 15th, 2011 by DiQld

Last week was fantastic! Flew to Melb for 3 nights, a day for work, a couple of days of play and catching up with friends, and a visit to SexyLand. The trip was pretty spontaneous and so I contacted a couple of gentlemen that wanted me to let them know when I was in Melb next and within a few hours I had my work day fully booked with a new gentlemen (lets call him BREAKFAST) and a gentleman I love catching up with (Lets call him LUNCH).

Wow what a work day… I am always hesitant to take a long booking if I have not met the person before, after all who wants to spend 6 hours with someone that you dont know if you will get on with??? But I took the booking because BREAKFAST had been messaging and texting me and following me on Twitter and facebook for over 4 months now and always seemed a respectful and genuine man. I have to say BREAKFAST was a fantastic younger guy (mid 20’s) and we spent what turned out to be a very short 6 hours together having fun 🙂 we were supposed to grab a bite together within the 6 hours…. Ooops didnt get out of the bedroom!!! Used nearly all of my condoms and lube I had bought with me 😉 When our time was up, BREAKFAST was very apologetic that we didnt stop for something to eat and gave me an extra $50 to get something to eat… What a sweety 🙂 (Since he has been texting to make sure I set aside enough time for him when I return in May.)
With very little time to catch my breath LUNCH arrived and we had a fabulously naughty time playing with my ropes, blindfold and my new toy Pepe that I bought at SexyLand. Hehehehe I can still see that smile and hear him say how intense the experience was – I do love my job 😉

I have to tell you I love visiting Melb and I adore going to Sexyland… I always buy something when I visit Melb and this time I bought a couple of new outfits and some new toys… If you havent been there you will love it! It is like bunnings only with all things sexual. Male and Female Clothing and Costumes, Shoes nd Boots, Porn Movies and Magazines, Instructional Movies and magazines, Games, Tools and Equipment ;), and every adult toy under the sun….

I am getting quite an arsenal hehehe no pun intended – ok maybe there was 😉
a quick stocktake of toys to play with at my place….
Andy – anal probe
Benny – Ball gag
Bobby – blindfold
Cocky – Cock rings (3 sizes)
Corey – Cuffs
Casey – Cane
Donny – dildo
Freddy – flogger
Pepe – penis pump
Paddy – paddles
Percy – Prostrate vibrator
Rocco – Rocco Siegfriedi penis bust – Now that is an bove average penis! Scares most lol
ronny – ropes
nobby – nipple clamps
Sammy – sex swing
Sandy – Strap on
Sonny – Slapper
Terry – tie downs (attached to the bed)
Tommy – Electric Toothbush
Timmy – Tommy’s apprentice
vinny – vibrator average penis size and look
There are a few more toys but I dont us them enough to name them… and then there are the clothes I like to wear when with you… Sheer Lingerie, Baby Dolls, Matching underwear, Short skirts, Tight Shirts, Satin Corsets, Lace shorts, Lace tops, Short Nighties, Satin robes, G-Strings, Briefs, Pantyhose, Fishnets,Fishnet Body stocking, Stockings (both the Stay up and Suspender), High Heels and Knee length boots and ankle boots. Naughty School Girl or Nice School Girl, Easter Bunny, Present, bikie girl… If there is something that you think I should have that I havent mentioned let me know…

Qld Floods

January 19th, 2011 by DiQld

It is terrible about the Floods here in Queensland. 75% of Qld is affected.

I was very lucky in that I dont like living in low lying areas and so I live on the hill in a complex (my little village) on a hill. Unfortunately some of the homes in my village (the ones not on the hill) were flood affected. So the village occupants high on the hill helped those that were flood affected to clean up.

Most of us offered our garages, beds, power, food, man power, or shoulders to our neighbors, Unfortunately their were a few of my fellow villagers that dissapointed… When asked if we could use her power for a gerni she replied with who is going to pay for the power!  (Hmmm bad karma coming her way!) a few watched us clean up, a  guy went about putting a light up in his garage (with the panel door open) as if nothing out of the norm was happening… it felt as though he was rubbing salt in!   

What I have learnt about floods –

In General –

Buy real furniture – Wood, Glass Metal and Stone. these will survive and clean up nicely, everything else will be ruined!  

Dont store precious things like photos and memories in hard forgotten areas like under the stairs! Have them ready to go within five minutes. Better still scan them in save them to disk and have them stored with your passport and important papers so you can grab them on the way out!

Before the Flood hits –

Keep your phone and camera on charge til you lose power.

If you even think you could flood move everything early!!!!!!  and if you are short of time move those things that you want to keep first – usually the most precious or expensive to replace!

Have access to a portable radio, torch and candles and always have batteries available to power these things.

If you think you make lose power then grab a bag of ice and put it in your vege crisper and turn your fridge down to make it cooler… take your drinks out of the fridge to minimise opening it and the same with the freezer.

Take pictures of everything in situ and open cupboards and take more pics of the things you own.

Dont bother filling up your car, you will not be driving that far unless you have to move your belongings out of the area.

Dont bother panic buying water – as most areas have water towers so supply will not be contaminated!

Walk around your area to see where the water will come from, talk to other people checking out the area too, you will learn more about your area and possibly about earlier floods…  

If you are flood affected –  

Before you leave and before the water gets to your home, turn off the Water, Electricity, Gas.  

Take pictures of the water levels at your home or business (if you can) and of all things that have been wet or damaged before you move anything. Take pictures of your kitchen layout and benches and try to get accurate color shots…  Save small peices of carpet, underlay and (Dry) painted plaster (so they can color match the paint) Take pictures of ANYTHING you throw out. If you are too upset ask someone to do this for you.

The flood water will either fill everything or make it float – walls, cupboards, cavities under kitchen cupboards, Fridges, dishwashers, ovens etc.  

Clean out the mud/silt before it drys!  so as soon as the water receeds use a high pressure water cleaner and get the mud/silt out. It dries like concrete and stains everything. It fills the wall cavities and kitchen kick boards.

Contact your insurance company as soon as you can, although you may not have Flood insurance, They may at least be able to give you some advice as to what are your best options and how to proceed.

Contact people like Electricians (your home will need to be checked before the power goes on), Plumbers, Plasterers, Cabinet Makers, Carpenters, because they will be in high demand after the flood so the earlier you get in the earlier you can get back to your home.    

Wooden doors will swell so you have to make the decision as to whether you want the doors open or shut!  Once they have swelled there is no changing your mind except breaking them! Lock your screen doors and leave your doors open if you can. The water will have an escape!

Finally, dont go driving into flooded neighborhoods for a look you can do that on sites like www.Nearmap.com They had Satelite pics up 2 days after the floods…    

I hope this will help someone in the future.

What is Anthroposphy and Polyamory ???

December 16th, 2010 by DiQld

I have recently been introduced to a couple of new concepts that I have thought about before but didnt actually know that they were in existance, they were always just something I thought about occasionally.

Anyway the first of these is Anthroposophy – According to Wikipedia – Anthroposophy is a spiritual philosophy founded by Rudolf Steiner that brings the spiritual traditions of central Europe into a modern context.[1] The philosophy postulates the existence of an objective, intellectually comprehensible spiritual world accessible to direct experience through inner development—more specifically through cultivating conscientiously a form of thinking independent of sensory experience.[2][3] In its investigations of the spiritual world, anthroposophy aims to attain the precision and clarity of natural science’s investigations of the physical world.[2]
I still have to do some more reading and research but the idea essentially is common ground for both Science and religion. The thought that they are not mutually exclusive but have some interconnectivity.
If you would like to do some reading of your own you can start at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthroposophy

The other idea is polyamory, According to a Wikipedia page (from Greek ???? [poly, meaning many or several] and Latin amor [love]) is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Technically this does not include prostitution but then again I am not nor will ever be your typical prostitute, I have always considered myself a lover that needs financial aid, hence, there needs to be an entry fee of some kind…

Laura Meyer has just written a book called my sexuality available from http://www.mysexuality.com.au/ I am expecting it to be an intersting book to say the least, I am looking forward to reading it.

December 2010 Update

December 8th, 2010 by DiQld

Merry Christmas Everyone.

Well as most of you would know I usually tour around the East Coast of Australia… Well this year the GFC struck me too and I simply have not had the funds to travel as much as we all would have liked… I am working hard at the moment to build up a big enough kitty for next year to make sure that this doesnt happen again. To all those that have been anticipating my return, I am very sorry that I was unable to get to you. I really appreciate your patience and I look forward to catching up in 2011. So you better have a very safe but Merry Christmas and a festive New Year celebration. 

I will be working during the Christmas Period except the two Eves, and the two Days and Boxing Day (although for the right price I may be persuaded to work)

Next year I want to travel to tassie and the Qld Mines as well and to get back to all the places that I have been before.

I came across this Qoute and thought it was absolutely amazing and very very True! I have no idea who wrote it tho…

Quote of the day: 

‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’

Kisses Di

Kissing 101

November 5th, 2010 by DiQld

I found this article By Dhananjay Kulkarni (I would like to thank him for the information) on a website called www.buzzle.com

Personally I think the Do’s and Dont’s are really important…

Kissing for me is an introduction to what might be…
It should be an inticement of what is to come therefore a sensual kiss should leave you wanting more…

Tips on Kissing
Couples should not limit kissing merely to times like making out, or as the conclusion to a date or a prelude to something more. Kissing your lover should be an everyday affair, an expression of your love for her. You should not use every kissing session as a prelude to sex.

Goog and Bad Kissing
If you are a bad kisser, what a woman will never, ever say to you she was going to have sex with you until just that moment. This is one of the ways in which men and women differ. If a man is very attracted to a woman but discovers she’s a bad kisser and if he is presented with the opportunity, he’ll probably have sex with her anyway. A woman can’t get past a bad kiss. After all, if he hasn’t mastered kissing and fails to see its sensual possibilities, what hope is there for, ahem, anything else?

Kissing Techniques
The secret to being a great kisser is to keep it simple and sexy. Forget about impressing her with that Casanovian kiss. Instead, indulge yourself in a simple, sexy and intimate kiss. Rid your mind of any kissing performance thoughts, and instead, realize that she’s opening the door to her soul and body. Enjoy the moment!

You could ask him/her to kiss you, but that takes a lot of courage. But you can tell, without reading his mind. Here are some ways. He could have worked on the science project with someone else, but he asked you. He could have called somebody else to chat about the English assignment, but he called you. He could have sat anywhere in the cafeteria, but he sat next to you. It all means he likes to hang out with you.

And what about when you’re with him. Does he sit close to you? Does he smile and look happy when you’re together? These are all signs that he likes you and might want to kiss you.

Dos and Don’ts for Kissing
Don’t drool all over her mouth while kissing. Women don’t like wet or sloppy kisses.
Don’t keep your lips stiff and rigid. You’ve got to keep your lips soft and sensuous. She needs to be able to feel your lips.
Don’t keep your lips closed. Open your lips! Women don’t enjoy kissing just a slit on a guys face.
If you don’t know how to kiss properly, try to practice on the back of your hand. Pretend that you are kissing a hot & sexy beautiful woman that you’re dying to become intimate with. You could also practice kissing yourself on the mirror.
In short, if you really want to succeed with single women in the love and romance department, you must be a good kisser.

A great kiss should always be when you’re alone with her. A movie theatre is a good place because it’s dark and people won’t be paying attention. Try to sit near the back, though, for privacy. But I do believe that a first kiss should be the good-bye kiss. When you’re dropping her off at her place or saying good-bye from seeing one another until the next time, ask her if it’s okay if you kiss her. It’s not childish or geeky to ask a woman that. It’s respectful and kind.

Daniel Day-Lewis belongs in the kissing hall of fame for Best Use of Hands. He gently caresses his costar’s face and touches her hair, a model of how hands can increase the erotic pleasure of the moment.

Bear in mind the hands should not be used to prevent the woman from going anywhere or to clamp her head into one uncomfortable position. Remember most women like men to toy gently with their hair. After decades of bad press about sticky hairsprays and helmet hair, most of us have been using products to enhance “touch ability” and are favoring hairstyles that look good a bit tousled. So go ahead and touch hair. And quit using all that sticky hairspray and goo so we can go back to touching yours.

Keep in mind that using your tongue is not required for kissing… if you are not experienced, save the French kissing (kissing using your tongue) for later. Lots of the greatest kisses are all about the lips. When you are comfortable kissing your partner, experiment with different ways to taste and nuzzle his lips. Caress his lips by brushing your lips back and forth against them, lick the outside corners of his mouth, and try using different pressures and movements to gently explore your partner’s lips. Notice how good his lips feel against yours, and try different things to make them feel even better!

Public Transport

November 3rd, 2010 by DiQld

A Fantasy – Kindly donated by a horny friend…

I’ve never been a fan of public transport, must be something about all those bodies in a confined space I guess. However something happened recently that has made me change my mind.
I had dropped my car off for a major service so I had to catch the bus home from work. Sitting near the back of the bus I started day-dreaming about what I was going to do when I got home. The bus was getting full now and all around me people were busily fiddling about with their phones, ipods and other various techno gadjets. We made another stop, more people got on and began squeezing their way towards the back. A woman who had got on at a previous stop had been shuffled back so far that she was now standing beside me. There was just something about the way that she carried herself that made me take notice.
She was a mature woman with sandy blonde hair, brown eyes, lovely curves and gorgeous boobs. She wore a buisness suit with a shirt unbuttoned just far enough, a mid thigh length skirt with a split at the side, black stockings and high heels. Looking like a very confident and in charge kind of woman, I began wondering what she was doing on the bus. Perhaps her Mercedes was in the dealership and she had to find another way home too.
The bus pulled away from the stop and everyone held on as we moved off down the road. I suddenly realised that a true gentleman would give up his seat for a lady. So, seeing my chance I turned to her and offered to surrender my seat. She smiled and thanked me for the offer but said that she had been sat down in meetings all day and was actually glad to be standing up for a while as she had quite a sore bum. I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that comment as visions of me volunteering to massage her lovely bum to make it all better began to flood my brain. Instead I just smiled and turned to look out of the window. It wasn’t until I saw something moving in the corner of my eye that I turned back to see that she had taken one of her shoes off and was tapping it against the seat to remove some foriegn object. It was at this point I also noticed her sexy feet and her red painted toenails. She put her shoe back on and standing there beside me I began to wonder if she was wearing stockings or pantyhose. A question that was soon answered as she changed hands on the handrail and shifted her stance to favour her other leg. As she did so the hem of her skirt hitched on the side of the seat and the split parted enough to allow me just a glimpse of the lace part of the top of her stockings. Being a big fan of stockings and heels I found it hard not to look and soon had to change my own position in my seat to hide my state of arrousal. Just changing position was not enough, there was another guy sat in the seat next to me and I didn’t want him thinking that I was standing to attention for his benefit so I reached to the floor to get my laptop out of its bag. As I did so the bus rounded a corner and my hand brushed against the womans stocking clad leg. I froze for a moment anticipating a scream or a slap on the back of the head, as neither was forthcoming I looked up and smiled apologetically. Whether she didn’t care or she realised it was an honest accident I wasn’t sure but as she smiled back at me the hint of mischief in her eyes was unmistakable.
My laptop was now in position and I had logged on to some random website to make it look like I was doing something important. I looked around us. Everyone was packed in tight and nobody was looking down, they were all too busy playing with electronic gadjets, reading or looking out of the windows. So as I placed the bag for my laptop back onto the floor I brushed my hand against her leg once more. This time I made sure that she knew it was no accident. I had positioned the screen of my computer so as I could see her in it. As I looked at the reflection of her face she smiled back at me then winked. I took this to mean that my hints at an advance were not unwelcome and so with one final glance around the bus to make sure no one was watching I let my arm fall down by my side. The anticipation of touching her made me tremble as I reached across and put my hand on her calf then began to stroke it slowly. She leant in towards me and pressed her hip against my shoulder. Gently carressing her calf, I ran my fingers up and down the seam on the back of her stocking. I looked around the bus again, everyone was still oblivious to what was going on in front of them so I moved my hand first to her knee then higher to her soft and silky thigh. Her hand was on the rail at the back of my seat and her long red fingernails began stroking the back of my neck. I was now fondling the lacey part of the top of her stockings and was beginning to imagine what the touch of her satin underwear would feel like. This question would remain unanswered as to my surprise I soon discovered that she had left the house this morning without under wear. She had however, had time for a shave. My cock was so hard now that it almost tipped the laptop onto the floor. Sensing my intention she parted her legs further and I reached up higher and began to gently massage her clit with my middle finger. The warm wetness of her pussy was all over my hand so I drew two fingers backwards then slowly slid them inside her as her long red nails bit hard into the back of my neck. I began stroking my fingers in and out of her in long slow motions. I could feel her hip gyrating against my shoulder. Then the bus suddenly hit a pothole and she let out a little shriek as my fingers were forced deep inside her. I looked around us expecting to get caught but most people seemed to be more entertained by the embaressing girly scream that eminated form the guy sat two rows in front of us. Just as I was regaining my composure the bus slowed and pulled over. The woman gently returned my hand to my side then stood up straight and adjusted her skirt. I thought the reason she had stopped me was we had nearly been caught but instead she leant down beside me and whispered “This is my stop, are you coming or are you just going to sit there nursing that hardon?” I didn’t need to think twice.
We got off the bus along with three other people and as it pulled away I turned towards her to introduce myself. I hadn’t even opened my mouth before she met me with “Don’t tell me your name, follow six paces behind me and don’t spend all your time staring at my ass”. Fuck! I thought, what was I getting myself into here? She turned and started walking up the street. I waited for her to get six paces ahead of me then followed. I was just wondering what it was going to be like to get my hands on that beautiful bum when WHACK! I stubbed my toe on a section of the footpath that had been lifted up by a tree root. SHHHHIIT! that hurt, I dropped my laptop and tried to stiffle a silent scream. From six paces ahead I heard “I told you not to spend all your time staring at my ass”. Bloody hell, from now on I’ll do as I’m told I thought as I limped off after the owner of that gorgeous rear end and those lovely boobs.
I had followed her through the gate and up a couple of steps to the front door of her townhouse. I hardly had the time to close the door behind me before she pushed me backwards hard up against the door and, stepping forward plunged her tongue down my throat. I ran my hand up her neck and grabbed the back of her head then kissed her back hard as she opened my shirt and began raking her long red nails across my chest. Those lovely boobs were straining against her shirt buttons so I peeled off her jacket and began taking off her shirt while she unzipped my fly then reached inside my pants and started to stroke my cock. Her shirt fell to the floor and I wrestled with the srtap on her bra until I managed to release her gorgeous breasts. Leaning forward I took one in my mouth and licked and sucked on her nipple as she now had my cock out of my pants and was stroking it hard. Suddenly she let go of my cock then took me by the hand, I followed her towards the stairs that led up to her bedroom. She started to climb the stairs but I couldn’t wait, reaching out I grabbed her waist and stopped her on the first step. She knew what I wanted and leant forward to take hold of the railing at the side of the staircase. Standing behind her I dropped to my knees and began carressing her stocking clad legs. Starting at the ankle I kissed the seam on the back of her stockings and followed it up her leg until I came to the lace at the top. She giggled as I softly kissed her gorgeous bum then, as I began kissing the inside of her thigh she parted her legs further and the sweet smell of her pussy washed over me. I took a firm grip on her leg with my left hand and placed my right on her back then, pushing her forward a little more I slid my tongue inside her. She moaned softly as I continued licking her pussy and massaged her clit with my fingers. Her taste was incredible and I could have stayed down there longer but when she said “I want your cock inside me!” I was only too happy to oblige. Her long red nails gripped the carpet on the stairs as she bent over in front of me. I spread her legs a little further then positioned my cock between her thighs and began rubbing it up and down her clit. She reached between her legs and took my cock in her hand then, moving it back slightly she pushed just the tip inside her. I could feel the warmth and wetness of her pussy on my cock so I tilted my hips back, grabbed her by the waist then entered her slowly. She let out a low moan as I picked up the pace slightly and began sliding the length of my cock in and out of her. Looking down I could see her lovely bum peeking out from under her skirt so I undid the zip on the back and slid it up around her waist to give me a better view as I drove myself into her hard. We both sensed the need for some more comfortable surroundings so I withdrew my cock and tickled her on the bum. She shrieked as she took off up the stairs and I chased after her.
We burst through the bedroom door and stopped by the side of the bed where I took her in my arms and kissed her passionately. She turned then pushed me backwards so that I fell onto the bed. Lying on my back I took hold of the rail at the foot of the bed with both hands to pull myself round to a better position. She clamped her hands on top of mine, straddled me then began to slide her pussy up and down the length of my cock. It was so wet it felt incredible as she allowed just the tip of my cock to enter her. She began riding me but did not allow my full length inside her, every few strokes she would take a little more then a little more, teasing me until I thought I would scream then she tilted her hips, sat down hard and started to grind on my cock. I gripped her hips and began to mirror the rhythm with which she was riding me, faster and faster until I heard myself scream “Oh God yes, Fuck Me!” I adjusted my position on the bed and was able to drive up hard into her every time she came down on me. She then leant forward so that I could take her gorgeous boobs in my mouth and I began licking and sucking her nipples as she moaned with approval.
The sweat was beginning to pour off our glistening bodies as she rolled off me and positioned herself on all fours so that I could take her from behind. She parted her legs and I gently pushed my hard cock inside her. She let out a low, soft moan as I began fucking her with long smooth strokes. I parted the cheeks of her lovely bum so that I could watch my cock slide in and out of her slowly then she turned to me and said “You can fuck me as hard and as fast as you like”. Her skirt was still pushed up around her waist so I bunched it up and held onto it with both hands like a set of reins. Steadily I increased my pace. Faster and faster, I built up my rhythm until she lifted her head from the pillow and let out an almighty “Ohhh Fuck!” This only spurred me on and gripping her tightly, I began driving myself into her hard. The air was filled with a furious slapping sound as our bodies crashed into each other over and over with increased speed. A wave of pure ecstacy was washing over me and I had to look this beautiful woman in the eye as we played so I slowed my pace and withdrew my cock before turning her over onto her back.
Taking both of her legs I raised them up over my shoulders then took my cock in hand and began sliding it up and down her wet pussy, stopping just to slap it gently against her clit. This made her giggle sweetly as I tilted my hips forward then I gasped as pushing down I felt her female warmth envelope my hard cock once more. Passion overcame me again and I began fucking her hard as I gripped her stockinged thighs. Kissing and licking her silky soft legs I drank in the smell of our sex and started stroking her even faster as she screamed “Fuck me just like that!” My lips had reached her ankles and I couldn’t resist any longer so, reaching down I grabbed hold of one of her stockings then ripped it off and wrapped it around my neck. With a firm grip on her ankles I started kissing her sexy feet from the heel up untill I reached her lovely naked toes. I kissed each one in turn until I got to the big toe then I parted my lips and let it slid into my mouth and started sucking it as she gripped the sheets and said “Fuck! that feels good!” I could sense that we were both close to the edge now so using my last reserves of strength I pumped her as hard as I could. Her legs started to tense and straighten out which pushed me back hard and I thought my spine was about to crack. She bit her lip and began shaking as I gripped her ankles and thrust myself up and forward one last time letting out a scream of my own as I came hard inside her. I reached forward to hold her waist. My cock was throbbing inside her still as her legs shuddered. I gave a few final slow strokes then gradually withdrew, kissed her softly on her lips then collapsed onto the bed beside her, utterly spent and completely satisfied.
We laid in each others arms talking for what seemed like an eternitiy before finally and regretably I had to leave. We parted at her front door and since that moment I count the days until if I am lucky enough, I may just have the pleasure of meeting her again. Because after all, it is just ALL about the girl.
Anon.

Shaving 101

October 2nd, 2010 by DiQld

I have just been trawling through Youtube and found these interesting tutorials on Shaving….

To Shave your Face…
I thought this guy was brilliant and as an end user of shaved faces a few people could use some help in shaving technique.
http://www.youtube.com/user/mantic59

To Shave your Groin… A tutorial from Gilette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY

The optical inch… a bit of a giggle…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Mn6Wvate4 for a laugh

I know what punters go through…

September 28th, 2010 by DiQld

I am in Melbourne with a friend, we have just been out to dinner and we are very happy and merry (almost drunk) and it is about 1am.
We start to play (yes he knows what I do) and he says
“lets get a hooker in!”
” yep ok, but I don’t want a young stiff girl! I want a woman that will enjoy it too – someone like me! lets have a look on the net – I have a fair idea where to look – review sites!)
” nah we will use the phone book – quicker!” So he starts looking… he gives me a number and I dial and speak to a sexy sounding lady on the phone and after I explain what we are after she says “I have just the lady , but she is about 1.5 hrs away though” and we agree that is fine…

Whilst waiting for our fun to arrive and turned on by the anticipation of her arrival, we decided to play (well we had to stay awake!) and in the heat of the moment I tear off my tights and rip the legs apart and use one of the legs to tie his hands together … this causes an instant hard on (he loves this side of me) with the other leg I tie it around his cock and balls to keep him rock hard whilst we wait and we play!

His cock was the hardest I have ever seen it, and he told me he had fantasised abut fucking a woman whilst she was eating out that sweet pussy of mine.. I told him he should get down on his knees and eat me so that I would be all juicy for whore that was coming… this was so hot I loved it as much as he did!

Then the door buzzer went well I don’t know who was more excited! I threw on a tee-shirt (which barely covered anything) and went downstairs to get her!

I was very nervous as I turned to see her standing at the glass door! Then the full picture hit me! OMG!
There she was standing there in her red blue and white mini dress with her boobs almost exploding from the top of the dress, her mouth painted red, She smiles… I get a childhood flash back – of Ernie Bloody Sigley! Yep she has a gap in her front teeth that you can park a bike in! but it is not that which is holding my attention…

It is the white fedora hat that is perched on her head that holds my gaze and the single shuddering thought that runs through my mind at that moment is ‘Why do most hookers look cheap and nasty? Is this something they try to do? Or does it come naturally?’ Then as I get closer I see the shoes… very white very high… Yuck! This is getting worse! As I draw closer to the door I can now see her face and I am shocked! She must be nearly 50! Maybe even 60! OMG I will be a granny fucker! It is at this point I consider running upstairs and saying I can’t I just can’t! But I have a guy up there that wants to see and experience this! And a lady that has come out to see us! so I decide to put my working cap on be an adult and open the door… she says hello and her voice is as great as the rest of her! Scratchy and hard! I walk up the stairs first that way I can adjust to what I am about to do (not like at home where I do it to tease) and she follows… I am still contemplating running inside and shutting the door to leave her out in the hall… but a little self talk (you have had worse men Di! get a grip bitch! You don’t have to kiss her! And we don’t have to eat her!) and we are inside and I have paid her… (more incentive to keep her) But I can’t loose the thought… God I do hope that guys don’t think like this when they see me! Yep the dreaded self doubt is creeping in! The questions that were running through my head were incredible.. Would this??? could this??? be me??? In ten years??? Was she clean? When was her last health check? Do they have them in Melb? God what will I do if she tries to kiss me? What is she expecting? ENOUGH I finally think!

I have handed this lady $500 for an hour of her valuable play time and I have a man tied up rock hard in the other room hot and horny! Lets go get him I thought!

So I point to where my trussed up man (Sam) is and she goes first (I want to see his face when he sees her – I know… I know… I am a bitch) His face was about the same as mine when I first saw her at the door! So maybe not I am not that much of a bitch or he is a prick too! Thank god I never see that face when I look at a client!

She was surprised and a bit wary when she saw that he was tied up! And now that I think about it I would have been too! But he was naked lying there at full mast! God that was hot!

She took off her shoes and I noticed her feet were crooked! Bunions! OMG she has bunions! she must be old! ( I am wondering whether you guys go through this thought process?) then she took of the hat.. Thin hair…. OMG I don’t believe I am doing this! No way… I was not going to eat this lady out! So as she took off her dress she did have nice underwear on (thank god) I sat on the bed next to Sam and watched her get out the tools of the trade! Condoms and Lube, I kissed him and said OMG and we both started to laugh! I take the condom and say here let me as I place the condom on his cock (more because I wanted to shield the cock I loved from her mouth and body) and she starts to suck his cock, I go to the other side and gently lick his balls – he moans in pleasure… I tell her I want to see his cock disappear into her pussy and she rolls off her knees and parts her legs open and opens her pussy – saying she has a very meaty pussy with big lips and that guys love that about her as she pulls them apart… and that her boobs were natural – all very matter of fact as tho it is normal conversation! not sure I could be so open and declarative in my daily work! But I can see the fascination!

Then she said the funniest thing and I am not sure she realised how it sounded… I asked her to fuck him and she said….
” Well you will have to get up and fuck me babe, cause your cock will get harder if you are doing the pushing, I find it goes a bit limper if I am on top and you are not the driving force! You understand? It will be better for both of us!”
I looked at Sam! He looked at me! We both looked at his cock – which looked like it was about to explode! And I said
“I have never had that happen to me yet and nah it is tied no way that is going limp! And as we are paying ( I know I am a bitch – value for money is what I give and it is what I expect!) he gets to lay there whilst you ride him and I watch…. You get to do the work”
Well she again tried
“it will be harder if he works it and I love a hard cock… Knowing she wanted to relax and be lazy I looked at her and simply said
“I have never had that problem!” She desisted and got on… Well the noises.. Like a bad porn movie! – “Yes babe put that cock into that wet juicy pussy! Let me ride your cock! Ohhh Baby you are a big boy aren’t you! Etc… At one stage I was behind her playing with her squarish boobs ( yep wasn’t sure what was going on there! But I asked later and I will tell you what she said – read on) from behind… so here we have this older lady riding Sam’s rock hard cock… and me watching her pussy sliding up and down on her cock.. It looked good till her back caught my eye… She had scars, and because of a combination of her age and thinness – this nobbly thing (bone?) near her tailbone… Well I was mesmerised (yet again) and then there was the thin skin (sign of age)

I can’t imagine what Sam was thinking as she was riding his cock with her face hanging over his! I was way to scared make eye contact with him cause every time I did that our eyes grew wide and we gave a little shudder and thought how funny this was! I mean he was here to have a good time… me laughing would not do that!

At one stage I though Sam was horrified but I think it was my facial expression he was mirroring back at me! Sam then asked if he could get up and fuck her whilst she licked me out.. Hmmm I said that sounds nice! So he stood (and he was no harder) and fucked her whilst she dined at the Y – she was definitely not enjoying her job! Cause she was not very good at it! But I did enjoy watching Sam getting off on the visuals…

Sam and I had exchanged many looks during the night and I was sure there were more to come… and then it hit me….

this was the funniest thing I had ever done in my life!

Here I was getting munched on by a hooker that I would have run from at any other time, thinking about how hard Sam’s cock was and how I couldn’t wait to get rid of her to have it to myself and he was fucking her and she was moaning and oohhhing and arrrhhing whilst eating me and here I was laying there – all I could think of was how thin her hair was and what her true age was! Well finally I couldn’t hold my laughter in anymore… half disguised as me coming and half as drunk female being naughty laughter I pretended to come ( yep although I don’t do it and hate doing it – sometimes you just have too!) and I know that Sam knew I hadn’t come but she seemed happy with herself when I squeezed out from under her.. And laid back whilst Sam came and we finished up! She was happy! He had cum, I was still stifling the cringe!

So she had a wash in the sink (yep not even a shower) and left Sam sitting there hands tied and cock tied and a condom full of cum hanging off his still hard cock! I took the condom off and sealed and disposed of it. Untied his cock and hands and chatted to her whilst Sam went to the other bathroom to have a twinkle.

I asked if she had had a busy night and cringed when she said
” yes she had been busy all night and was heading to her next job now and then 1 more!” (not sure how I got my jaw closed to ask the next question) Not sure I wanted to hear that! She returned to the bed to sit and put her clothes on.

I Had to ask this didn’t I? Oh yeah I did!
So I asked
“So are your boobs natural or have you had them enhanced?”
“No completely natural”, she says,
“oh ok they look enhanced”, I say
“no I have enlarged Milk ducts and they (I started to cringe as I guessed what she was going to say next) even ooze milk!”
I don’t think Sam could believe what she just said so as a demonstration she squeezed a nipple and sure enough thick white fluid emerged! I now knew I needed to get her out of there so that I could cringe as I needed to… You know that little uncontrollable shake you get and can’t control when something is just too awful! Then I asked her for her card! Her face lit up when I asked not only for the agency card but for hers as well… She then said… I am Jazzy with the Hat if you can’t remember anything else just ask for the GIRL in the hat… and with that I ushered her out!

So what did I learn…

What clients (punters) must go through every time they organise a girl through an agency (sight unseen)
The excitement that gees you up to accept what ever appears on the doorstep!
That I would have to be comatose to agree to that again!
To have a shower after every client! A wash is just not good enough!
Never tell a client that you have another client unless you know it turns them on!
That I really have to meet some hookers that I could work with in other states!
That I never want to dress or act as a cheap slutty hooker!
That I do not want to be doing this in ten years time!
That I give a bloody good service! And am worth more!
Fat is Better than Skinny!
A Young hooker is better than an Old Hooker!

Sydney

August 31st, 2010 by DiQld

Hmmm…. What happened to all the people that wanted me down here???? I am still here till tomorrow afternoon.

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