What is Anthroposphy and Polyamory ???

December 16th, 2010 by DiQld

I have recently been introduced to a couple of new concepts that I have thought about before but didnt actually know that they were in existance, they were always just something I thought about occasionally.

Anyway the first of these is Anthroposophy – According to Wikipedia – Anthroposophy is a spiritual philosophy founded by Rudolf Steiner that brings the spiritual traditions of central Europe into a modern context.[1] The philosophy postulates the existence of an objective, intellectually comprehensible spiritual world accessible to direct experience through inner development—more specifically through cultivating conscientiously a form of thinking independent of sensory experience.[2][3] In its investigations of the spiritual world, anthroposophy aims to attain the precision and clarity of natural science’s investigations of the physical world.[2]
I still have to do some more reading and research but the idea essentially is common ground for both Science and religion. The thought that they are not mutually exclusive but have some interconnectivity.
If you would like to do some reading of your own you can start at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthroposophy

The other idea is polyamory, According to a Wikipedia page (from Greek ???? [poly, meaning many or several] and Latin amor [love]) is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Technically this does not include prostitution but then again I am not nor will ever be your typical prostitute, I have always considered myself a lover that needs financial aid, hence, there needs to be an entry fee of some kind…

Laura Meyer has just written a book called my sexuality available from http://www.mysexuality.com.au/ I am expecting it to be an intersting book to say the least, I am looking forward to reading it.

December 2010 Update

December 8th, 2010 by DiQld

Merry Christmas Everyone.

Well as most of you would know I usually tour around the East Coast of Australia… Well this year the GFC struck me too and I simply have not had the funds to travel as much as we all would have liked… I am working hard at the moment to build up a big enough kitty for next year to make sure that this doesnt happen again. To all those that have been anticipating my return, I am very sorry that I was unable to get to you. I really appreciate your patience and I look forward to catching up in 2011. So you better have a very safe but Merry Christmas and a festive New Year celebration. 

I will be working during the Christmas Period except the two Eves, and the two Days and Boxing Day (although for the right price I may be persuaded to work)

Next year I want to travel to tassie and the Qld Mines as well and to get back to all the places that I have been before.

I came across this Qoute and thought it was absolutely amazing and very very True! I have no idea who wrote it tho…

Quote of the day: 

‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.’

Kisses Di

Kissing 101

November 5th, 2010 by DiQld

I found this article By Dhananjay Kulkarni (I would like to thank him for the information) on a website called www.buzzle.com

Personally I think the Do’s and Dont’s are really important…

Kissing for me is an introduction to what might be…
It should be an inticement of what is to come therefore a sensual kiss should leave you wanting more…

Tips on Kissing
Couples should not limit kissing merely to times like making out, or as the conclusion to a date or a prelude to something more. Kissing your lover should be an everyday affair, an expression of your love for her. You should not use every kissing session as a prelude to sex.

Goog and Bad Kissing
If you are a bad kisser, what a woman will never, ever say to you she was going to have sex with you until just that moment. This is one of the ways in which men and women differ. If a man is very attracted to a woman but discovers she’s a bad kisser and if he is presented with the opportunity, he’ll probably have sex with her anyway. A woman can’t get past a bad kiss. After all, if he hasn’t mastered kissing and fails to see its sensual possibilities, what hope is there for, ahem, anything else?

Kissing Techniques
The secret to being a great kisser is to keep it simple and sexy. Forget about impressing her with that Casanovian kiss. Instead, indulge yourself in a simple, sexy and intimate kiss. Rid your mind of any kissing performance thoughts, and instead, realize that she’s opening the door to her soul and body. Enjoy the moment!

You could ask him/her to kiss you, but that takes a lot of courage. But you can tell, without reading his mind. Here are some ways. He could have worked on the science project with someone else, but he asked you. He could have called somebody else to chat about the English assignment, but he called you. He could have sat anywhere in the cafeteria, but he sat next to you. It all means he likes to hang out with you.

And what about when you’re with him. Does he sit close to you? Does he smile and look happy when you’re together? These are all signs that he likes you and might want to kiss you.

Dos and Don’ts for Kissing
Don’t drool all over her mouth while kissing. Women don’t like wet or sloppy kisses.
Don’t keep your lips stiff and rigid. You’ve got to keep your lips soft and sensuous. She needs to be able to feel your lips.
Don’t keep your lips closed. Open your lips! Women don’t enjoy kissing just a slit on a guys face.
If you don’t know how to kiss properly, try to practice on the back of your hand. Pretend that you are kissing a hot & sexy beautiful woman that you’re dying to become intimate with. You could also practice kissing yourself on the mirror.
In short, if you really want to succeed with single women in the love and romance department, you must be a good kisser.

A great kiss should always be when you’re alone with her. A movie theatre is a good place because it’s dark and people won’t be paying attention. Try to sit near the back, though, for privacy. But I do believe that a first kiss should be the good-bye kiss. When you’re dropping her off at her place or saying good-bye from seeing one another until the next time, ask her if it’s okay if you kiss her. It’s not childish or geeky to ask a woman that. It’s respectful and kind.

Daniel Day-Lewis belongs in the kissing hall of fame for Best Use of Hands. He gently caresses his costar’s face and touches her hair, a model of how hands can increase the erotic pleasure of the moment.

Bear in mind the hands should not be used to prevent the woman from going anywhere or to clamp her head into one uncomfortable position. Remember most women like men to toy gently with their hair. After decades of bad press about sticky hairsprays and helmet hair, most of us have been using products to enhance “touch ability” and are favoring hairstyles that look good a bit tousled. So go ahead and touch hair. And quit using all that sticky hairspray and goo so we can go back to touching yours.

Keep in mind that using your tongue is not required for kissing… if you are not experienced, save the French kissing (kissing using your tongue) for later. Lots of the greatest kisses are all about the lips. When you are comfortable kissing your partner, experiment with different ways to taste and nuzzle his lips. Caress his lips by brushing your lips back and forth against them, lick the outside corners of his mouth, and try using different pressures and movements to gently explore your partner’s lips. Notice how good his lips feel against yours, and try different things to make them feel even better!

Public Transport

November 3rd, 2010 by DiQld

A Fantasy – Kindly donated by a horny friend…

I’ve never been a fan of public transport, must be something about all those bodies in a confined space I guess. However something happened recently that has made me change my mind.
I had dropped my car off for a major service so I had to catch the bus home from work. Sitting near the back of the bus I started day-dreaming about what I was going to do when I got home. The bus was getting full now and all around me people were busily fiddling about with their phones, ipods and other various techno gadjets. We made another stop, more people got on and began squeezing their way towards the back. A woman who had got on at a previous stop had been shuffled back so far that she was now standing beside me. There was just something about the way that she carried herself that made me take notice.
She was a mature woman with sandy blonde hair, brown eyes, lovely curves and gorgeous boobs. She wore a buisness suit with a shirt unbuttoned just far enough, a mid thigh length skirt with a split at the side, black stockings and high heels. Looking like a very confident and in charge kind of woman, I began wondering what she was doing on the bus. Perhaps her Mercedes was in the dealership and she had to find another way home too.
The bus pulled away from the stop and everyone held on as we moved off down the road. I suddenly realised that a true gentleman would give up his seat for a lady. So, seeing my chance I turned to her and offered to surrender my seat. She smiled and thanked me for the offer but said that she had been sat down in meetings all day and was actually glad to be standing up for a while as she had quite a sore bum. I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that comment as visions of me volunteering to massage her lovely bum to make it all better began to flood my brain. Instead I just smiled and turned to look out of the window. It wasn’t until I saw something moving in the corner of my eye that I turned back to see that she had taken one of her shoes off and was tapping it against the seat to remove some foriegn object. It was at this point I also noticed her sexy feet and her red painted toenails. She put her shoe back on and standing there beside me I began to wonder if she was wearing stockings or pantyhose. A question that was soon answered as she changed hands on the handrail and shifted her stance to favour her other leg. As she did so the hem of her skirt hitched on the side of the seat and the split parted enough to allow me just a glimpse of the lace part of the top of her stockings. Being a big fan of stockings and heels I found it hard not to look and soon had to change my own position in my seat to hide my state of arrousal. Just changing position was not enough, there was another guy sat in the seat next to me and I didn’t want him thinking that I was standing to attention for his benefit so I reached to the floor to get my laptop out of its bag. As I did so the bus rounded a corner and my hand brushed against the womans stocking clad leg. I froze for a moment anticipating a scream or a slap on the back of the head, as neither was forthcoming I looked up and smiled apologetically. Whether she didn’t care or she realised it was an honest accident I wasn’t sure but as she smiled back at me the hint of mischief in her eyes was unmistakable.
My laptop was now in position and I had logged on to some random website to make it look like I was doing something important. I looked around us. Everyone was packed in tight and nobody was looking down, they were all too busy playing with electronic gadjets, reading or looking out of the windows. So as I placed the bag for my laptop back onto the floor I brushed my hand against her leg once more. This time I made sure that she knew it was no accident. I had positioned the screen of my computer so as I could see her in it. As I looked at the reflection of her face she smiled back at me then winked. I took this to mean that my hints at an advance were not unwelcome and so with one final glance around the bus to make sure no one was watching I let my arm fall down by my side. The anticipation of touching her made me tremble as I reached across and put my hand on her calf then began to stroke it slowly. She leant in towards me and pressed her hip against my shoulder. Gently carressing her calf, I ran my fingers up and down the seam on the back of her stocking. I looked around the bus again, everyone was still oblivious to what was going on in front of them so I moved my hand first to her knee then higher to her soft and silky thigh. Her hand was on the rail at the back of my seat and her long red fingernails began stroking the back of my neck. I was now fondling the lacey part of the top of her stockings and was beginning to imagine what the touch of her satin underwear would feel like. This question would remain unanswered as to my surprise I soon discovered that she had left the house this morning without under wear. She had however, had time for a shave. My cock was so hard now that it almost tipped the laptop onto the floor. Sensing my intention she parted her legs further and I reached up higher and began to gently massage her clit with my middle finger. The warm wetness of her pussy was all over my hand so I drew two fingers backwards then slowly slid them inside her as her long red nails bit hard into the back of my neck. I began stroking my fingers in and out of her in long slow motions. I could feel her hip gyrating against my shoulder. Then the bus suddenly hit a pothole and she let out a little shriek as my fingers were forced deep inside her. I looked around us expecting to get caught but most people seemed to be more entertained by the embaressing girly scream that eminated form the guy sat two rows in front of us. Just as I was regaining my composure the bus slowed and pulled over. The woman gently returned my hand to my side then stood up straight and adjusted her skirt. I thought the reason she had stopped me was we had nearly been caught but instead she leant down beside me and whispered “This is my stop, are you coming or are you just going to sit there nursing that hardon?” I didn’t need to think twice.
We got off the bus along with three other people and as it pulled away I turned towards her to introduce myself. I hadn’t even opened my mouth before she met me with “Don’t tell me your name, follow six paces behind me and don’t spend all your time staring at my ass”. Fuck! I thought, what was I getting myself into here? She turned and started walking up the street. I waited for her to get six paces ahead of me then followed. I was just wondering what it was going to be like to get my hands on that beautiful bum when WHACK! I stubbed my toe on a section of the footpath that had been lifted up by a tree root. SHHHHIIT! that hurt, I dropped my laptop and tried to stiffle a silent scream. From six paces ahead I heard “I told you not to spend all your time staring at my ass”. Bloody hell, from now on I’ll do as I’m told I thought as I limped off after the owner of that gorgeous rear end and those lovely boobs.
I had followed her through the gate and up a couple of steps to the front door of her townhouse. I hardly had the time to close the door behind me before she pushed me backwards hard up against the door and, stepping forward plunged her tongue down my throat. I ran my hand up her neck and grabbed the back of her head then kissed her back hard as she opened my shirt and began raking her long red nails across my chest. Those lovely boobs were straining against her shirt buttons so I peeled off her jacket and began taking off her shirt while she unzipped my fly then reached inside my pants and started to stroke my cock. Her shirt fell to the floor and I wrestled with the srtap on her bra until I managed to release her gorgeous breasts. Leaning forward I took one in my mouth and licked and sucked on her nipple as she now had my cock out of my pants and was stroking it hard. Suddenly she let go of my cock then took me by the hand, I followed her towards the stairs that led up to her bedroom. She started to climb the stairs but I couldn’t wait, reaching out I grabbed her waist and stopped her on the first step. She knew what I wanted and leant forward to take hold of the railing at the side of the staircase. Standing behind her I dropped to my knees and began carressing her stocking clad legs. Starting at the ankle I kissed the seam on the back of her stockings and followed it up her leg until I came to the lace at the top. She giggled as I softly kissed her gorgeous bum then, as I began kissing the inside of her thigh she parted her legs further and the sweet smell of her pussy washed over me. I took a firm grip on her leg with my left hand and placed my right on her back then, pushing her forward a little more I slid my tongue inside her. She moaned softly as I continued licking her pussy and massaged her clit with my fingers. Her taste was incredible and I could have stayed down there longer but when she said “I want your cock inside me!” I was only too happy to oblige. Her long red nails gripped the carpet on the stairs as she bent over in front of me. I spread her legs a little further then positioned my cock between her thighs and began rubbing it up and down her clit. She reached between her legs and took my cock in her hand then, moving it back slightly she pushed just the tip inside her. I could feel the warmth and wetness of her pussy on my cock so I tilted my hips back, grabbed her by the waist then entered her slowly. She let out a low moan as I picked up the pace slightly and began sliding the length of my cock in and out of her. Looking down I could see her lovely bum peeking out from under her skirt so I undid the zip on the back and slid it up around her waist to give me a better view as I drove myself into her hard. We both sensed the need for some more comfortable surroundings so I withdrew my cock and tickled her on the bum. She shrieked as she took off up the stairs and I chased after her.
We burst through the bedroom door and stopped by the side of the bed where I took her in my arms and kissed her passionately. She turned then pushed me backwards so that I fell onto the bed. Lying on my back I took hold of the rail at the foot of the bed with both hands to pull myself round to a better position. She clamped her hands on top of mine, straddled me then began to slide her pussy up and down the length of my cock. It was so wet it felt incredible as she allowed just the tip of my cock to enter her. She began riding me but did not allow my full length inside her, every few strokes she would take a little more then a little more, teasing me until I thought I would scream then she tilted her hips, sat down hard and started to grind on my cock. I gripped her hips and began to mirror the rhythm with which she was riding me, faster and faster until I heard myself scream “Oh God yes, Fuck Me!” I adjusted my position on the bed and was able to drive up hard into her every time she came down on me. She then leant forward so that I could take her gorgeous boobs in my mouth and I began licking and sucking her nipples as she moaned with approval.
The sweat was beginning to pour off our glistening bodies as she rolled off me and positioned herself on all fours so that I could take her from behind. She parted her legs and I gently pushed my hard cock inside her. She let out a low, soft moan as I began fucking her with long smooth strokes. I parted the cheeks of her lovely bum so that I could watch my cock slide in and out of her slowly then she turned to me and said “You can fuck me as hard and as fast as you like”. Her skirt was still pushed up around her waist so I bunched it up and held onto it with both hands like a set of reins. Steadily I increased my pace. Faster and faster, I built up my rhythm until she lifted her head from the pillow and let out an almighty “Ohhh Fuck!” This only spurred me on and gripping her tightly, I began driving myself into her hard. The air was filled with a furious slapping sound as our bodies crashed into each other over and over with increased speed. A wave of pure ecstacy was washing over me and I had to look this beautiful woman in the eye as we played so I slowed my pace and withdrew my cock before turning her over onto her back.
Taking both of her legs I raised them up over my shoulders then took my cock in hand and began sliding it up and down her wet pussy, stopping just to slap it gently against her clit. This made her giggle sweetly as I tilted my hips forward then I gasped as pushing down I felt her female warmth envelope my hard cock once more. Passion overcame me again and I began fucking her hard as I gripped her stockinged thighs. Kissing and licking her silky soft legs I drank in the smell of our sex and started stroking her even faster as she screamed “Fuck me just like that!” My lips had reached her ankles and I couldn’t resist any longer so, reaching down I grabbed hold of one of her stockings then ripped it off and wrapped it around my neck. With a firm grip on her ankles I started kissing her sexy feet from the heel up untill I reached her lovely naked toes. I kissed each one in turn until I got to the big toe then I parted my lips and let it slid into my mouth and started sucking it as she gripped the sheets and said “Fuck! that feels good!” I could sense that we were both close to the edge now so using my last reserves of strength I pumped her as hard as I could. Her legs started to tense and straighten out which pushed me back hard and I thought my spine was about to crack. She bit her lip and began shaking as I gripped her ankles and thrust myself up and forward one last time letting out a scream of my own as I came hard inside her. I reached forward to hold her waist. My cock was throbbing inside her still as her legs shuddered. I gave a few final slow strokes then gradually withdrew, kissed her softly on her lips then collapsed onto the bed beside her, utterly spent and completely satisfied.
We laid in each others arms talking for what seemed like an eternitiy before finally and regretably I had to leave. We parted at her front door and since that moment I count the days until if I am lucky enough, I may just have the pleasure of meeting her again. Because after all, it is just ALL about the girl.

Shaving 101

October 2nd, 2010 by DiQld

I have just been trawling through Youtube and found these interesting tutorials on Shaving….

To Shave your Face…
I thought this guy was brilliant and as an end user of shaved faces a few people could use some help in shaving technique.

To Shave your Groin… A tutorial from Gilette

The optical inch… a bit of a giggle…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Mn6Wvate4 for a laugh

I know what punters go through…

September 28th, 2010 by DiQld

I am in Melbourne with a friend, we have just been out to dinner and we are very happy and merry (almost drunk) and it is about 1am.
We start to play (yes he knows what I do) and he says
“lets get a hooker in!”
” yep ok, but I don’t want a young stiff girl! I want a woman that will enjoy it too – someone like me! lets have a look on the net – I have a fair idea where to look – review sites!)
” nah we will use the phone book – quicker!” So he starts looking… he gives me a number and I dial and speak to a sexy sounding lady on the phone and after I explain what we are after she says “I have just the lady , but she is about 1.5 hrs away though” and we agree that is fine…

Whilst waiting for our fun to arrive and turned on by the anticipation of her arrival, we decided to play (well we had to stay awake!) and in the heat of the moment I tear off my tights and rip the legs apart and use one of the legs to tie his hands together … this causes an instant hard on (he loves this side of me) with the other leg I tie it around his cock and balls to keep him rock hard whilst we wait and we play!

His cock was the hardest I have ever seen it, and he told me he had fantasised abut fucking a woman whilst she was eating out that sweet pussy of mine.. I told him he should get down on his knees and eat me so that I would be all juicy for whore that was coming… this was so hot I loved it as much as he did!

Then the door buzzer went well I don’t know who was more excited! I threw on a tee-shirt (which barely covered anything) and went downstairs to get her!

I was very nervous as I turned to see her standing at the glass door! Then the full picture hit me! OMG!
There she was standing there in her red blue and white mini dress with her boobs almost exploding from the top of the dress, her mouth painted red, She smiles… I get a childhood flash back – of Ernie Bloody Sigley! Yep she has a gap in her front teeth that you can park a bike in! but it is not that which is holding my attention…

It is the white fedora hat that is perched on her head that holds my gaze and the single shuddering thought that runs through my mind at that moment is ‘Why do most hookers look cheap and nasty? Is this something they try to do? Or does it come naturally?’ Then as I get closer I see the shoes… very white very high… Yuck! This is getting worse! As I draw closer to the door I can now see her face and I am shocked! She must be nearly 50! Maybe even 60! OMG I will be a granny fucker! It is at this point I consider running upstairs and saying I can’t I just can’t! But I have a guy up there that wants to see and experience this! And a lady that has come out to see us! so I decide to put my working cap on be an adult and open the door… she says hello and her voice is as great as the rest of her! Scratchy and hard! I walk up the stairs first that way I can adjust to what I am about to do (not like at home where I do it to tease) and she follows… I am still contemplating running inside and shutting the door to leave her out in the hall… but a little self talk (you have had worse men Di! get a grip bitch! You don’t have to kiss her! And we don’t have to eat her!) and we are inside and I have paid her… (more incentive to keep her) But I can’t loose the thought… God I do hope that guys don’t think like this when they see me! Yep the dreaded self doubt is creeping in! The questions that were running through my head were incredible.. Would this??? could this??? be me??? In ten years??? Was she clean? When was her last health check? Do they have them in Melb? God what will I do if she tries to kiss me? What is she expecting? ENOUGH I finally think!

I have handed this lady $500 for an hour of her valuable play time and I have a man tied up rock hard in the other room hot and horny! Lets go get him I thought!

So I point to where my trussed up man (Sam) is and she goes first (I want to see his face when he sees her – I know… I know… I am a bitch) His face was about the same as mine when I first saw her at the door! So maybe not I am not that much of a bitch or he is a prick too! Thank god I never see that face when I look at a client!

She was surprised and a bit wary when she saw that he was tied up! And now that I think about it I would have been too! But he was naked lying there at full mast! God that was hot!

She took off her shoes and I noticed her feet were crooked! Bunions! OMG she has bunions! she must be old! ( I am wondering whether you guys go through this thought process?) then she took of the hat.. Thin hair…. OMG I don’t believe I am doing this! No way… I was not going to eat this lady out! So as she took off her dress she did have nice underwear on (thank god) I sat on the bed next to Sam and watched her get out the tools of the trade! Condoms and Lube, I kissed him and said OMG and we both started to laugh! I take the condom and say here let me as I place the condom on his cock (more because I wanted to shield the cock I loved from her mouth and body) and she starts to suck his cock, I go to the other side and gently lick his balls – he moans in pleasure… I tell her I want to see his cock disappear into her pussy and she rolls off her knees and parts her legs open and opens her pussy – saying she has a very meaty pussy with big lips and that guys love that about her as she pulls them apart… and that her boobs were natural – all very matter of fact as tho it is normal conversation! not sure I could be so open and declarative in my daily work! But I can see the fascination!

Then she said the funniest thing and I am not sure she realised how it sounded… I asked her to fuck him and she said….
” Well you will have to get up and fuck me babe, cause your cock will get harder if you are doing the pushing, I find it goes a bit limper if I am on top and you are not the driving force! You understand? It will be better for both of us!”
I looked at Sam! He looked at me! We both looked at his cock – which looked like it was about to explode! And I said
“I have never had that happen to me yet and nah it is tied no way that is going limp! And as we are paying ( I know I am a bitch – value for money is what I give and it is what I expect!) he gets to lay there whilst you ride him and I watch…. You get to do the work”
Well she again tried
“it will be harder if he works it and I love a hard cock… Knowing she wanted to relax and be lazy I looked at her and simply said
“I have never had that problem!” She desisted and got on… Well the noises.. Like a bad porn movie! – “Yes babe put that cock into that wet juicy pussy! Let me ride your cock! Ohhh Baby you are a big boy aren’t you! Etc… At one stage I was behind her playing with her squarish boobs ( yep wasn’t sure what was going on there! But I asked later and I will tell you what she said – read on) from behind… so here we have this older lady riding Sam’s rock hard cock… and me watching her pussy sliding up and down on her cock.. It looked good till her back caught my eye… She had scars, and because of a combination of her age and thinness – this nobbly thing (bone?) near her tailbone… Well I was mesmerised (yet again) and then there was the thin skin (sign of age)

I can’t imagine what Sam was thinking as she was riding his cock with her face hanging over his! I was way to scared make eye contact with him cause every time I did that our eyes grew wide and we gave a little shudder and thought how funny this was! I mean he was here to have a good time… me laughing would not do that!

At one stage I though Sam was horrified but I think it was my facial expression he was mirroring back at me! Sam then asked if he could get up and fuck her whilst she licked me out.. Hmmm I said that sounds nice! So he stood (and he was no harder) and fucked her whilst she dined at the Y – she was definitely not enjoying her job! Cause she was not very good at it! But I did enjoy watching Sam getting off on the visuals…

Sam and I had exchanged many looks during the night and I was sure there were more to come… and then it hit me….

this was the funniest thing I had ever done in my life!

Here I was getting munched on by a hooker that I would have run from at any other time, thinking about how hard Sam’s cock was and how I couldn’t wait to get rid of her to have it to myself and he was fucking her and she was moaning and oohhhing and arrrhhing whilst eating me and here I was laying there – all I could think of was how thin her hair was and what her true age was! Well finally I couldn’t hold my laughter in anymore… half disguised as me coming and half as drunk female being naughty laughter I pretended to come ( yep although I don’t do it and hate doing it – sometimes you just have too!) and I know that Sam knew I hadn’t come but she seemed happy with herself when I squeezed out from under her.. And laid back whilst Sam came and we finished up! She was happy! He had cum, I was still stifling the cringe!

So she had a wash in the sink (yep not even a shower) and left Sam sitting there hands tied and cock tied and a condom full of cum hanging off his still hard cock! I took the condom off and sealed and disposed of it. Untied his cock and hands and chatted to her whilst Sam went to the other bathroom to have a twinkle.

I asked if she had had a busy night and cringed when she said
” yes she had been busy all night and was heading to her next job now and then 1 more!” (not sure how I got my jaw closed to ask the next question) Not sure I wanted to hear that! She returned to the bed to sit and put her clothes on.

I Had to ask this didn’t I? Oh yeah I did!
So I asked
“So are your boobs natural or have you had them enhanced?”
“No completely natural”, she says,
“oh ok they look enhanced”, I say
“no I have enlarged Milk ducts and they (I started to cringe as I guessed what she was going to say next) even ooze milk!”
I don’t think Sam could believe what she just said so as a demonstration she squeezed a nipple and sure enough thick white fluid emerged! I now knew I needed to get her out of there so that I could cringe as I needed to… You know that little uncontrollable shake you get and can’t control when something is just too awful! Then I asked her for her card! Her face lit up when I asked not only for the agency card but for hers as well… She then said… I am Jazzy with the Hat if you can’t remember anything else just ask for the GIRL in the hat… and with that I ushered her out!

So what did I learn…

What clients (punters) must go through every time they organise a girl through an agency (sight unseen)
The excitement that gees you up to accept what ever appears on the doorstep!
That I would have to be comatose to agree to that again!
To have a shower after every client! A wash is just not good enough!
Never tell a client that you have another client unless you know it turns them on!
That I really have to meet some hookers that I could work with in other states!
That I never want to dress or act as a cheap slutty hooker!
That I do not want to be doing this in ten years time!
That I give a bloody good service! And am worth more!
Fat is Better than Skinny!
A Young hooker is better than an Old Hooker!


August 31st, 2010 by DiQld

Hmmm…. What happened to all the people that wanted me down here???? I am still here till tomorrow afternoon.

Sydney Tour 28th Aug – 1st Sept

August 20th, 2010 by DiQld

This will be my second trip to sydney for work and last time I stayed in Surry Hills and I have to say I was not impressed. This time I am planning on staying near Darling Harbour or in Town.

I would love to see you whilst I am in Sydney. I have also advertised on cracker this time as well so I will see how that goes as well.

Melbourne tour 26th – 28th August

August 20th, 2010 by DiQld

Well The plan is not to stay in the CBD this trip but OMG where am I going to stay.. I need somewhere near food, a girl can not live on love alone! So as I sit here on a cold rainy Brisbane day pouring through the last minute hotel listings I keep thinking how much I love the Oaks on Collins…

I think I might stay in St Kilda or South Melbourne, but I need a fair size hotel and things to do when I am not working… I will let you know where I decided after I have left!!!!

If you would like to see me whilst I am in Melbourne then just give me a call.

Tour North – A little poem

August 2nd, 2010 by DiQld

The Mountains are behind me,
and so is the reef.
I’ve just been to Townsville
although it was brief.

you rang, you booked, you came,
and then you came again.
I’ll be back in Townsville
to do you all again!

Di 2010

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