Search terms that have founds me….

February 2nd, 2012 by DiQld

Top search terms that have found my website…

I thought I would share with you some of the entertaining terms searched….

1. “Best cock sucking hookers st kilda locations” hehehe some of this is true but I have never worked in St Kilda!
2. “Bitch diqld” Hmmm me never!
3. “Andy di pants escort” not really sure what that was about – maybe he wanted to ‘pants me’
4. “indian escort in brisbane” last time I looked I was an aussie escort
5. “ball licking escorts brisbane” Hmmm only if you are really lucky!
6. “brisbane escort big cock” now were they looking for an escort that likes big cocks or hoping I had one???
7. “brisbane escort cum in mouth” this one surprised me cause it is something that is illegal in brisbane.
8. “deep throat escort brisbane” well maybe I do maybe I don’t!! Cum find out…
9. “di’s naughty knickers” hmmm could they be looking for a souvenir??? Happy to mail out used knickers if that is your fetish.
10. “does anyone know an escort to put a vibrator in my ass” I have and will again! I have both small and large vibrators in my sex toy range.
11. “Ernie Sigley – its almost tomorrow” I have no idea!!!!!
12. “can you clean your foreskin with deodorant” Dont know how this found me but Ummm NO you can’t
13. “Condoms hanging off cock with cum” if you must!!!!
14. Ëscort reviews australia long tongue” does he want a long tongue or have a long tongue????
15. “hair washing escorts” ok I have been asked to manscape but does he want to have his hair washed or does he want to wash mine???
16. “he made her feel ontop of the world” wow 2 people found me using this one!!!!
17. “limp prostitute nervous relax” interesting…. What can I say???
18. “lying on my back, legs apart, i thought what will I do for a monet” i have thought of many things whilst my legs have been apart and someone was pounding me but never about a monet!!!
19. “meet me in the morning southern kissers” What the????

The usual suspects are there too – DiQld, Di, Escort, brisbane , Australian, Escorts , Milf, Gilf, Mature, Chubby, fat, BBW, larger, busty, pretty, Stockings, lingerie, naked, toys, sexy, huge tits, big boobs etc but they are all rather boring compared to those above.

What is Anthroposphy and Polyamory ???

December 16th, 2010 by DiQld

I have recently been introduced to a couple of new concepts that I have thought about before but didnt actually know that they were in existance, they were always just something I thought about occasionally.

Anyway the first of these is Anthroposophy – According to Wikipedia – Anthroposophy is a spiritual philosophy founded by Rudolf Steiner that brings the spiritual traditions of central Europe into a modern context.[1] The philosophy postulates the existence of an objective, intellectually comprehensible spiritual world accessible to direct experience through inner development—more specifically through cultivating conscientiously a form of thinking independent of sensory experience.[2][3] In its investigations of the spiritual world, anthroposophy aims to attain the precision and clarity of natural science’s investigations of the physical world.[2]
I still have to do some more reading and research but the idea essentially is common ground for both Science and religion. The thought that they are not mutually exclusive but have some interconnectivity.
If you would like to do some reading of your own you can start at

The other idea is polyamory, According to a Wikipedia page (from Greek ???? [poly, meaning many or several] and Latin amor [love]) is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. Technically this does not include prostitution but then again I am not nor will ever be your typical prostitute, I have always considered myself a lover that needs financial aid, hence, there needs to be an entry fee of some kind…

Laura Meyer has just written a book called my sexuality available from I am expecting it to be an intersting book to say the least, I am looking forward to reading it.

I know what punters go through…

September 28th, 2010 by DiQld

I am in Melbourne with a friend, we have just been out to dinner and we are very happy and merry (almost drunk) and it is about 1am.
We start to play (yes he knows what I do) and he says
“lets get a hooker in!”
” yep ok, but I don’t want a young stiff girl! I want a woman that will enjoy it too – someone like me! lets have a look on the net – I have a fair idea where to look – review sites!)
” nah we will use the phone book – quicker!” So he starts looking… he gives me a number and I dial and speak to a sexy sounding lady on the phone and after I explain what we are after she says “I have just the lady , but she is about 1.5 hrs away though” and we agree that is fine…

Whilst waiting for our fun to arrive and turned on by the anticipation of her arrival, we decided to play (well we had to stay awake!) and in the heat of the moment I tear off my tights and rip the legs apart and use one of the legs to tie his hands together … this causes an instant hard on (he loves this side of me) with the other leg I tie it around his cock and balls to keep him rock hard whilst we wait and we play!

His cock was the hardest I have ever seen it, and he told me he had fantasised abut fucking a woman whilst she was eating out that sweet pussy of mine.. I told him he should get down on his knees and eat me so that I would be all juicy for whore that was coming… this was so hot I loved it as much as he did!

Then the door buzzer went well I don’t know who was more excited! I threw on a tee-shirt (which barely covered anything) and went downstairs to get her!

I was very nervous as I turned to see her standing at the glass door! Then the full picture hit me! OMG!
There she was standing there in her red blue and white mini dress with her boobs almost exploding from the top of the dress, her mouth painted red, She smiles… I get a childhood flash back – of Ernie Bloody Sigley! Yep she has a gap in her front teeth that you can park a bike in! but it is not that which is holding my attention…

It is the white fedora hat that is perched on her head that holds my gaze and the single shuddering thought that runs through my mind at that moment is ‘Why do most hookers look cheap and nasty? Is this something they try to do? Or does it come naturally?’ Then as I get closer I see the shoes… very white very high… Yuck! This is getting worse! As I draw closer to the door I can now see her face and I am shocked! She must be nearly 50! Maybe even 60! OMG I will be a granny fucker! It is at this point I consider running upstairs and saying I can’t I just can’t! But I have a guy up there that wants to see and experience this! And a lady that has come out to see us! so I decide to put my working cap on be an adult and open the door… she says hello and her voice is as great as the rest of her! Scratchy and hard! I walk up the stairs first that way I can adjust to what I am about to do (not like at home where I do it to tease) and she follows… I am still contemplating running inside and shutting the door to leave her out in the hall… but a little self talk (you have had worse men Di! get a grip bitch! You don’t have to kiss her! And we don’t have to eat her!) and we are inside and I have paid her… (more incentive to keep her) But I can’t loose the thought… God I do hope that guys don’t think like this when they see me! Yep the dreaded self doubt is creeping in! The questions that were running through my head were incredible.. Would this??? could this??? be me??? In ten years??? Was she clean? When was her last health check? Do they have them in Melb? God what will I do if she tries to kiss me? What is she expecting? ENOUGH I finally think!

I have handed this lady $500 for an hour of her valuable play time and I have a man tied up rock hard in the other room hot and horny! Lets go get him I thought!

So I point to where my trussed up man (Sam) is and she goes first (I want to see his face when he sees her – I know… I know… I am a bitch) His face was about the same as mine when I first saw her at the door! So maybe not I am not that much of a bitch or he is a prick too! Thank god I never see that face when I look at a client!

She was surprised and a bit wary when she saw that he was tied up! And now that I think about it I would have been too! But he was naked lying there at full mast! God that was hot!

She took off her shoes and I noticed her feet were crooked! Bunions! OMG she has bunions! she must be old! ( I am wondering whether you guys go through this thought process?) then she took of the hat.. Thin hair…. OMG I don’t believe I am doing this! No way… I was not going to eat this lady out! So as she took off her dress she did have nice underwear on (thank god) I sat on the bed next to Sam and watched her get out the tools of the trade! Condoms and Lube, I kissed him and said OMG and we both started to laugh! I take the condom and say here let me as I place the condom on his cock (more because I wanted to shield the cock I loved from her mouth and body) and she starts to suck his cock, I go to the other side and gently lick his balls – he moans in pleasure… I tell her I want to see his cock disappear into her pussy and she rolls off her knees and parts her legs open and opens her pussy – saying she has a very meaty pussy with big lips and that guys love that about her as she pulls them apart… and that her boobs were natural – all very matter of fact as tho it is normal conversation! not sure I could be so open and declarative in my daily work! But I can see the fascination!

Then she said the funniest thing and I am not sure she realised how it sounded… I asked her to fuck him and she said….
” Well you will have to get up and fuck me babe, cause your cock will get harder if you are doing the pushing, I find it goes a bit limper if I am on top and you are not the driving force! You understand? It will be better for both of us!”
I looked at Sam! He looked at me! We both looked at his cock – which looked like it was about to explode! And I said
“I have never had that happen to me yet and nah it is tied no way that is going limp! And as we are paying ( I know I am a bitch – value for money is what I give and it is what I expect!) he gets to lay there whilst you ride him and I watch…. You get to do the work”
Well she again tried
“it will be harder if he works it and I love a hard cock… Knowing she wanted to relax and be lazy I looked at her and simply said
“I have never had that problem!” She desisted and got on… Well the noises.. Like a bad porn movie! – “Yes babe put that cock into that wet juicy pussy! Let me ride your cock! Ohhh Baby you are a big boy aren’t you! Etc… At one stage I was behind her playing with her squarish boobs ( yep wasn’t sure what was going on there! But I asked later and I will tell you what she said – read on) from behind… so here we have this older lady riding Sam’s rock hard cock… and me watching her pussy sliding up and down on her cock.. It looked good till her back caught my eye… She had scars, and because of a combination of her age and thinness – this nobbly thing (bone?) near her tailbone… Well I was mesmerised (yet again) and then there was the thin skin (sign of age)

I can’t imagine what Sam was thinking as she was riding his cock with her face hanging over his! I was way to scared make eye contact with him cause every time I did that our eyes grew wide and we gave a little shudder and thought how funny this was! I mean he was here to have a good time… me laughing would not do that!

At one stage I though Sam was horrified but I think it was my facial expression he was mirroring back at me! Sam then asked if he could get up and fuck her whilst she licked me out.. Hmmm I said that sounds nice! So he stood (and he was no harder) and fucked her whilst she dined at the Y – she was definitely not enjoying her job! Cause she was not very good at it! But I did enjoy watching Sam getting off on the visuals…

Sam and I had exchanged many looks during the night and I was sure there were more to come… and then it hit me….

this was the funniest thing I had ever done in my life!

Here I was getting munched on by a hooker that I would have run from at any other time, thinking about how hard Sam’s cock was and how I couldn’t wait to get rid of her to have it to myself and he was fucking her and she was moaning and oohhhing and arrrhhing whilst eating me and here I was laying there – all I could think of was how thin her hair was and what her true age was! Well finally I couldn’t hold my laughter in anymore… half disguised as me coming and half as drunk female being naughty laughter I pretended to come ( yep although I don’t do it and hate doing it – sometimes you just have too!) and I know that Sam knew I hadn’t come but she seemed happy with herself when I squeezed out from under her.. And laid back whilst Sam came and we finished up! She was happy! He had cum, I was still stifling the cringe!

So she had a wash in the sink (yep not even a shower) and left Sam sitting there hands tied and cock tied and a condom full of cum hanging off his still hard cock! I took the condom off and sealed and disposed of it. Untied his cock and hands and chatted to her whilst Sam went to the other bathroom to have a twinkle.

I asked if she had had a busy night and cringed when she said
” yes she had been busy all night and was heading to her next job now and then 1 more!” (not sure how I got my jaw closed to ask the next question) Not sure I wanted to hear that! She returned to the bed to sit and put her clothes on.

I Had to ask this didn’t I? Oh yeah I did!
So I asked
“So are your boobs natural or have you had them enhanced?”
“No completely natural”, she says,
“oh ok they look enhanced”, I say
“no I have enlarged Milk ducts and they (I started to cringe as I guessed what she was going to say next) even ooze milk!”
I don’t think Sam could believe what she just said so as a demonstration she squeezed a nipple and sure enough thick white fluid emerged! I now knew I needed to get her out of there so that I could cringe as I needed to… You know that little uncontrollable shake you get and can’t control when something is just too awful! Then I asked her for her card! Her face lit up when I asked not only for the agency card but for hers as well… She then said… I am Jazzy with the Hat if you can’t remember anything else just ask for the GIRL in the hat… and with that I ushered her out!

So what did I learn…

What clients (punters) must go through every time they organise a girl through an agency (sight unseen)
The excitement that gees you up to accept what ever appears on the doorstep!
That I would have to be comatose to agree to that again!
To have a shower after every client! A wash is just not good enough!
Never tell a client that you have another client unless you know it turns them on!
That I really have to meet some hookers that I could work with in other states!
That I never want to dress or act as a cheap slutty hooker!
That I do not want to be doing this in ten years time!
That I give a bloody good service! And am worth more!
Fat is Better than Skinny!
A Young hooker is better than an Old Hooker!

Cleaning 101

July 27th, 2010 by DiQld

In general…

I  know you love me playing with your bits and I will be more willing to play with more bits if they don’t smell or taste like you have just been to the toilet or you haven’t washed in 6 weeks or drowned them in deodorant! 

If you go to the toilet or it has been more than 3 hours between showering and visiting, Your bits smell! No ifs and no buts!

Under no circumstances should you allow any lady to venture south if you have not had a shower between an intensive toilet visit and a shower!!!

Please WASH the WHOLE  area front to back. Do you know why god made your bits movable??? So your could lift them to wash the bits behind and around them!

Whilst you may think that your s*** don’t stink I can assure you that it does!  and for that matter so can your wee!

Fresh yummy smelling genitals or wee/sweaty/poopy smelling  genitals??? I prefer the former thanks.

I take great care to make sure my yummy bits are clean and fresh, please take the same care! 

All* WL’s doing incalls have a shower, soap and clean well laundered towels for YOUR use… Please use them!

 *If the WL doesn’t have these all of these available JUST LEAVE!!!!  She is not safe to see! 

Now for those of you that have never been taught to care for yourself properly or need a refresher course…

Read on…

Weeing 101

Circumcised/cut/no foreskin

1.Wash your hands needed if you have a dirty job!

2. Do your wee

3. Milk  urethra – shake, wipe on the back of your hand, squeeze, whatever!

4. take at least 1 sheet of loo paper and dab the end!

5.Wash your hands with soap!


1. Wash your hands needed if you have a dirty job.

2. Pull your foreskin back  to reveal the eye of your penis

3. Do your wee

4. Milk  urethra – shake, wipe on the back of your hand, squeeze, whatever!

5. take at least one sheet of loo paper and dab the end!

6. Adjust foreskin to make yourself comfortable again

7. Wash your hands with soap!

Pooping 101

1. Wash your hands if you have a dirty job

2. Move your bits forward

3. Do your thinking

4. Wipe until clean!  Folding really is much better than scrunching!

5. Keep wiping till paper is clean! Yes you have to look at it! Handy for making sure you don’t have haemorrhoids too!

6. Clean the toilet if you need too!

7. Spray the air freshener if you feel the need to escape the room!

8. Wash your hands with soap!

Showering 101

1. Take clothes off

2. Turn on Hot water then adjust with cold!

3. Make sure you have facewasher/bodypuff

4. Get in shower

5. Wet down and enjoy the water

6. Wash hair if needed (needed if more than 2 days or you have a dirty job)

7. Condition hair (if longer than 2 inches or you like the smell and feel of the process)

8. Put plenty of bodywash on facewasher, lather it up

9. Wash neck and face then work down the body. Scrubbing  arms and underarms, chest, stomach, (oops I am enjoying this… Be back in 5)

Sorry Ok Back!

10. you have to wash your back too so grab the corners of the wash cloth and using a sawing action wash back or ask your closest lady to help! 


Now the most important bits! Take the face washer and add more bodywash!

11. Scrub your bums cheeks, then hips and then everything above your penis.

12. WASH YOUR PENIS – PULL BACK THE FORESKIN AND GENTLY USE THE PUFF ON ALL SKIN SURFACES. If your foreskin does not come back all the way wash as much as you can and allow the water to flush out the inside of the foreskin!

13. WASH YOUR TESTICLES – lift them and make them taught! Wash around them, over them, under them, beside them, behind them! and pay close attention to where your legs meet your body (prone to jock/sweat rash)


15. Wash your legs one at a time and pay attention to your feet! 

16. Before turning the water off make sure you have rinsed properly and no bubbles remain on your body.

Your done!

Drying 101

1. After shaking/wiping down excess water in the shower

2. step out on to the mat and take the towel starting at the top of your body 

3. towel dry your hair

4. Dry your neck and chest make sure if you have skin folds to then your  arms and stomach…

5. Use a sawing motion to get your back dry.


6. Now continuing down keep finding dry areas of the towel, depending on body hair and size you may need 2 towels (it is ok to ask for or use 2 if needed)


Your done!

Deodorant 101

When we sweat naturally occurring bacteria breed and decay in the moisture it is this that makes us smell horrible! This gets on your clothes and so NO  you can not wear them twice! And YES you have to wash them with Detergent!

Fresh Sweat is actually slightly salty and can be quite erotic during sex! Unless you sweat excessively, dripping in a ladies face is NOT a turn on for her!

Two types

Antiperspirant – usually has aluminium in it and it blocks the sweat glands so it minimises sweating and has a deodorant to mask any bacteria smell! Think rexona dry.

Deodorant  –  Nothing to minimise the sweating just deodorant to mask the bacterial smell only. Think Lynx body spray. 

Applying sprays/perfumes for sexual liaisons…

1. They taste horrible!

2. No matter which you choose to use apply only to the recommended areas.

Aftershave  AND  perfumes – the face and neck or just a dab at the base of your neck  and SMALL AMOUNTS – don’t drown yourself in it! Less is more


4. Hold the can away from your body the length of your wrist to your elbow ( around 20 centimetres)when you spray and spray for about 2-5 seconds .

Heavier men might like to obtain some prantal powder to apply a light dusting to DRY skin in the folds to reduce sweating.

This powder and the like can also be used in the jock area very good in summer. 

Whilst this is in jest – it is also for real! Never be embarrassed to say I would like a shower.

Well I hope this has helped you all. It has been something that I have noticed for years but till now was not motivated to do the list! 

I will be doing more 101’s when I get a chance.

Kisses Di

My trip Up North

July 20th, 2010 by DiQld

Leaving Rockvegas on my way  home in the Rain!!!!

Rockhampton Monday 26th and Tuesday 27th

No idea where I am going to stay I thought I would wing it this time! Well I chose what appeared a very nice motel on George street Villa Capri. It was not as nice as it looked. The room was ok on first appearance, I asked for a ground floor and I got the disabled room. The room was ok! but by the first hour I had decided that I was not staying here again. I am fairly fussy where I stay and where I see clients and I knew I would be apologising for this room… I do not like fully tiled Floors in a motel room nor do I like only primary colored bedspreads!  I realise that the tiles may have been for the wheelchair issues but it is so Old Hat and Wheelchair bound people deserve nice appointments in a room too!  Bunker lights attached to the walls as bedside Lights! A wardrobe the size of a very small broom Closet!  A Sofa Bed – where the cushions were sagged in the centre of the sofa! The Microwave was 5 ft off the ground! the 20inch anaologue CRT TV was also too and the remote did not turn it off or on properly so you have to turn it on/off from the tv. The VCR is only 4ft off the ground tho – Bonus!  This was not going to be a great stay! 

After I had unpacked I went and asked for a couple of extra towels as I normally shower at least twice a day anyway.  The guy actually asked why I wanted extra towels!  who does that? I looked at him as if he was stupid and replied ‘To dry myself!”  I should have moved hotels then but I didn’t!  I had limited my clients due to my upper back being sore from battling the head winds the last couple of days anyway so thought it would be fine. I ordered a room service breakfast and asked for the whites to be cooked when I recieved my breakfast this morning  The plate and contents were cold! the eggs had runny whites  EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after I finished dry retching (I really cant deal with runny whites!) I grabbed the cold bacon and sandwiched it between 2 slices of toast and ate that. I was so upset I wrote them a note about how to warm plates and that they should read notes that clients write on their breakfast menu!

I oganised a massage this morning at 3 pm and then I went and bought a couple of shirts from my favorite shop in Rocky then I went and got some dinner and upon my return I was told that I was not to conduct business from his rooms and that although he was not throwing me out now if he saw any men entering my room he would ring the police and have me removed! I said excuse me? he then showed me á print out of the front page and rates page of my website. and again said he did would not have me working from his rooms.  I pointed out that I was not doing anything illegal and the they most likely the police would not make me leave. As he was getting quite animated and I had no further bookings anyway, I decided that it was not worth the agro, so didnt bother mentioning the anti- discrimination commission. I could understand if I was being indiscreet by having large numbers of appointments or appointments back to back.  Some people can be really silly! So I have since gone over and finalised my account and bought a couple of drinks, and acted as if nothing is wrong. But I will be glad to leave here as much as he will be glad to see me go!     come on 6am!

Mackay Saturday 24th and Sunday 25th

I got going about 10:30 and made Mackay for lunch.  Had a drink and somethng to eat at Mackay Harbour that is lovely there! If you ever get to Mackay it is worth the drive out there for Lunch. This weekend I took a couple of RnR days to spend with Friends,  So no stories here!

Left Mackay at about 8:30am by the time I fuelled up and got going. uneventful trip to Rocky, again missed heaps of calls. Although I did make up  2 verses of a rhyme… and made really good time coming down.

Bowen Friday 23rd

Arrived in Bowen and it was windy!  I found the motel and was impressed by this small unassuming motel but after I checked in the room was amazing!  The staff were really nice, and there was a recliner in my room and a lovely big bed. The hotel was beautifuly appointed and very very clean and I felt really comfortable there. I had an appointment later in the evening so I went for a ride and found this cute little dog who decided that my front wheel would make a great chew toy! I was travelling at 50klm. I was very pleased that I managed to stop with the back tyre locking up before I squished the dog and then I was able to take off again before the dog realised it!  That was far too exciting for such a small town!

I took the bike back to the motel a different way  (no dogs) and walked up to the local mexican for dinner. then back to the motel for desert and off to sleep.  

Townsville Tuesday 20th, Wednesday 21st, Thursday 22nd

The ride to Townsville was pretty good! uneventful and a beautiful day.  Townsville has really changed since I was last there! The strand is fantastic… I stayed in a hotel on the strand and they were super nice. I would be happy to stay there again. I caught up with a mate I hadnt seen for many years and we had a steak for lunch at the seaview hotel, I have to tell you it was one of the best steaks I have had in many years!  Better than the Breakie Creek or the Story Bridge in Brisbane.

I rode to Castle Hill and walked upto the highest lookout and took a few snaps, and rode around town trying to find the places that I remember from the last time I was there. it has totally changed and I could not find anything really.

Newspaper advetising is an interesting beast! The number of calls are incredible,  but you dont really get to chat with the callers. I think I need to stop feeling guilty about not being able to speak to everyone that calls.

Weird story!

I was booked for an overnighter and he seemed ok!  then when he was due there was a knock on the door and a genteman that really didnt look like what I was expecting was standing there. after I invited him him he said he was there to see Emily… I was suprised he had forgotten my name as he had been texting for a few days and earlier booking had to be moved,  I replied my name was Di and he said he was there to see Emily and for some reason I asked if his name was Eric? he said No. I asked why he was there and he said he was the same as me a hooker! well you could have blown me over with a feather!  I mean he was about 40 with a pot belly in an old cap and older t-shirt and stubby shorts and thongs! didnt particurlary look very clean either… all I could think was wow I was thinking No way would I pay you! he explained that he was trying to exit his current industry and thought this would help him get out quicker.  I didnt have the heart to tell him he needed to improve alot of things in order to be a male pro.  He said that it looked like we had been had and I replied yes it looks that way! he left!  I was disapointed at the loss of income but all I could do was laugh! and think of Eric/Emily and how he must have so wanted to be a fly on the wall when he set this up! Poor bugger! he missed out on the hilarity! hehehe That was my last night in Townsville!  What a memory to treasure!  Thanks Eric  I have finally met a male pro!

I left Townsville without fanfare but with a sense of sadness that I was essentially on my way home… But on to Bowen. 

Mackay – Sunday 18th and Monday 19th
I got a late start from Gladstone. I made a wrong turn in town and ended up doing a circuit! Only added a couple of minutes tho… I arrived in Mackay about an hour and a half after I wanted to be there and when I checked in I was truly surprised by the lovely room I had. (I would tell you here but you never know who is reading this! – just contact me if you want to know which hotel)

I was waiting to see a particular person that had expressed an interest on a forum, but I dont think I saw him, but we will see…
On Sunday night the phone didnt stop but it was mainly just enquiry sadly! But the main purpose of this trip is to get my name known up here and to ride my bike for 11 days…. I will be happy to cover costs and make my normal budget! Well I have to go because I am needed elsewhere 😉 lol

Gladstone – Saturday 17th July
I threw my very heavy bag on the back of the Bike and excitedly rode out of the drive… I was finally off on my 11 day road trip! I fuelled up the bike and checked the tyres, and it really didn’t strike me the enormity of what I was doing until I passed the Maleny turnoff. I had a pretty uneventful ride up really. I stopped at a roadhouse and there were some bikers there (real outlaw Bikers!!!!) and they asked me to join them for breakfast… I did! I could never go out with a real biker I decided! that will happily stay a fantasy 😉

I arrived in Gladstone to find I had had a huge response to my ad. over 30 missed Calls! Well I checked in and sat down and dragged the computer out and got the work gear out – stockings, lingerie, heels, makeup, toiletries, with my ears still ringing, I started responding to the calls with my details via SMS. but as fast as I was dealing with the days missed calls I had more calls coming in! eventually I gave up! but not before I had answered at least 10 calls from males extremely intoxicated and hard to understand… Then I got a call from 3 guys wanting to pay me a fortune to go to their place (cause they couldn’t drive- “we are too drunk”) so they could “hammer me” Hmmm I politely declined! and they were ok with that even tho they were “really cashed up and wanting to play” they were going to ring other girls…

Melbourne in June

July 16th, 2010 by DiQld

Well I have just had a pretty impromptu visit to Melb…
Work up here in Brisbane was quiet and I was feeling so unloved, with just 2 days notice to my guys in Melb I hoped on a plane and headed south.
I have to say a very big thank you to the lovely guys I caught up with in Melb, I had the best time and I feel reinvigorated and very loved again.
I do have a funny story from this recent trip tho.

I had been in contact with a lovely gentleman (John! that I was yet to meet) and so we made the appointment for 2pm the next day.

All was well I got up early (it was still dark at 7am… eeeeek what is with that!) and headed to dockside to catch the amazing bodies exhibition, it was 12pm and I got a text from Johns phone saying that John had just passed away! I am standing there in the middle of dead, dissected and plasinated people and animals thinking is this a joke? my response was automatic… I text back “sorry? What?” I was due to meet John in 2 hours and someone (probably his wife) had sent a message to Johns afternoon delight informing me he was dead? I got a response less than 15 mins later that he had had a massive coronary and had not survived!

After I managed to pick my mouth up off the floor and send a sorry to the mystery person on Johns phone, the situation hit me! he was probably getting ready for our appointment (he had a ways to come).
I decided that God had really looked after me during the week…
– He had sent me all the guys I wanted to see 😉
– I got to see an exhibition I had missed in Brisbane,
– I contacted a Brisbane girlfriend and it turned out she was also in Melb (we caught up and had dinner together)
– I also got to catch up with the very Busty Bella and a client…
– and finally saved me from having to ring an ambulance for a client having a massive coronary during sex!

All in all it was a fantastic week….

Kisses Di