December 5th, 2013 by DiQld

Well I have decided to let you all know a little more about my private life…

Something I did a while ago was join a ‘dating’ site…

Why – because I love men! I have been telling you this for years now and I think many of you failed to believe me. I am also looking for the perfect male to fit into my life… but it isn’t an easy search.

Now before all the single guys put up their hands I want you to know I don’t mix business and pleasure, because that would cost me an income and besides when guys come to see me it is about ‘what I can do for them’. I accept that at work but I don’t accept that sexual attitude in my private life and once that me switch is on it is almost impossible to turn it off in a man! That is not to say I am not tempted by my clients, I have some amazing guys that I care for deeply and it is always heart breaking when they move on or disappear back into their world.

I have learnt a lot about myself this year and the things I seek in a partner, a lover, a man. I am not a fair lover, I am greedy… I want my cake and eat it too… I want someone to adore me, but I want him to accept my job and allow me to have multiple lovers too.

He can also play but I need to be his first priority. I want to spoil him when I want to and then allow me the freedom to do as I please… I know what I seek is near impossible but I am certainly having fun looking!

more next time…

April 18th, 2012 by DiQld

Hi Everyone…

What do I do when my honesty, ethics and integrity are threatened???  I fight back!!!! I don’t mind being caught out if I have attempted to get away with something I have done… but look out if you accuse me of something I haven’t done and threaten to tell the world!!!

I work hard making sure that I offer good value for money, sometimes I allow too much. Why? because I genuinely enjoy making men happy!  I have been working since 2007 and I have never felt the need to defend myself to this level!

What – UGLY MUG – Blackmail
When – 10/4/12 – 18/4/12 –
Where – Brisbane.
Who – Paul – Accent weak European/arabic like Said he is 30 (sounded about right) and works in the CBD, said he was a SW virgin (I bet) starts very nice and gets progressively firmer!

How-
Called wanting a 2 hr booking later changed mind and said he wanted to try Ph sex first. I gave him my bank details and he rang just after lunch and said money was in my account… I checked every day for a nearly a week… no money meanwhile he is contacting me every few hours daily. Driving me nuts… so told him I think there may be a problem and gave him my bank details again.. he said that they were correct and he had a receipt no. I told him no money no ph call. today he said I was lying and that he had no reason for lying! now he is threatening to let “everyone know what sort of business I run” I told him that as this was my business reputation I had no reason to lie and I was happy to provide bank statement and if he could send me a pic of the receipt I would chase it up at my bank – he refused. surprise surprise! next contact was if you give me a service I wont post anything. Told him I dont respond to blackmail and to go his f**king hardest!

About to post the HOW to all my advertising sites.

March 28th, 2012 by DiQld

Hi Guys,

Well after thinking about moving for sometime I have decided that I just cant make that step all in one go, I mean what would all my guys in the south west do with out me???

So I have decided to take on an additional premises to see if I really like living inner city… I have a new work place at Hamilton!!!! I am really looking forward to seeing if there is a difference in cliental and whether I get more or less calls… I am still going to be working from Home as well for the moment.

Tuesday was my first day in my new surroundings and I have to say that having no tv or entertainment was amazing… for the first time in ages I could actually get some downtime to think… I cleaned the mirrors in the unit… (a pet hate is dirty mirrors) then had a few minutes on the balcony watching a couple of very yummy guys do a couple of laps and lay on the lounges around the pool… Why is it that men from afar always look yummier!?!?!?!?!

Then it got interesting….
my computer decided that it didnt like the unit or the telstra wifi do-hicky and it wasnt going to talk to it at all! (still not working) it appears that my computer doesnt like using ipv6 and ipv4 wanted a rest! works ok at home! What the????? I can see an apple mac being the next purchase here…

the stereo then decided that it didnt like the cd and started jumping and stammering… So I turned it off… having sex in a white unit with no music is no fun I have to fix the music situation…

I got a call from a NEW client so gave him the address of the units and ran excitedly to get dressed for the occasion… Then I forgot the unit number so had to stick my head out the door to check ( I have written it down now!) then he arrived and pressed the buzzer, well I couldnt work out whether to press the talk button and talk or to hold it down and talk, tried both and ended up just and bugger if I didnt forget to ask the client if he heard me??? and OMG he was a welcome distraction… he was my very first client in my brand new unit…

The downside of having 2 units is definately the furniture thing… It is like starting out all over again… so bear with me till I get it all together… I want to take it slowly and enjoy the feeling of newness…

Kisses DiQld

BTW this is the first of many positive changes this year… So Stand by

February 9th, 2012 by DiQld

FINAL UPDATE

PLEASE READ BELOW

THIS WILL EFFECT EVERYONE IN THIS INDUSTRY both WORKERS and CLIENTS

21-5-13

Well the appeal decision has been delivered, and the supreme court appeal has been upheld. What that means is that GK has lost the appeal and whilst normally costs would be awarded to the winner, in this case GK was the only one to make an application for costs, so We think this may be the end. I haven’t personally read the judgement yet, but it is a disappointing result.

If we had of won, it would have meant that there was a possibility of getting the law repealed at some stage, but that seems very unlikely to happen now. As the law was changed earlier than the final decision this case had little consequence except the precendent and costs being awarded to GK.

I would like to thank everyone on behave of GK and the wider Sex workers community for your support, we really couldn’t have done what we have without your support.

 

13-2-13

Well Done everyone! We raised the needed funds to fight the appeal, so thank you to all who contributed in one way or another. We were all blown away by the support we received.

The Supreme Court Appeal Date has been set for mid MARCH 2013 and Mr Bliejie will be assisting the Motel Owners with the appeal. GK has retained her original Barrister.

As we know the anti-discrimination law in Qld was changed by Qld Attorney General Mr Bliejie so it is now legal for accommodation providers to evict or refuse accommodation to ANYONE using or intending to use accommodation for the purposes of sex work.

 

11-09-12

Re: The information below…  ‘GK’  WON the anti-discrimination appeal proving that it is discrimination to deny legal sex workers accommodation in motels/hotels based on the fact they are sex workers. However, the Motel/Hotel is appealing the decision in the supreme court. This is now a precedent setting case.

If we cannot raise the funds needed for the legal team, WE will be forced to GIVE UP.

If we do not fight this, then the Motels/hotels win! This will be disastrous for private sex workers and their Clients (you!)

 

What will that mean?

The END of ALL legal sex workers TOURING or WORKING from ANY MOTELS/HOTELS in QLD and possibly AUST.

Qld HOTELS/MOTELS WILL BE LEGALLY ABLE to REFUSE accommodation to anyone THEY SUSPECT of being a Legal Sex worker. This might be ANY SINGLE FEMALE staying by herself.

QLD Hotels/Motels WILL BE ABLE to throw ANY FEMALE THEY SUSPECT out at any time day or night without fear of recrimination.

Legal Sex workers WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE to work from ANY QUEENSLAND (and possibly Australian) HOTELS/MOTELS, whether a guest or not! NO MORE INCALLS or OUTCALLS in QLD

The ramifications are further stretching than this, MOTELS/HOTELS AROUND AUSTRALIA have been watching this PRECEDENCE SETTING case, and this legislation could possibly pervade the rest of the country.

We desperately need to raise $16,500 by October 1st.  Yes it is alot of Money, but this is a very achievable task, if we can get a lot of people to give a little.  PLEASE help save our rights to work and your right to play within the private legal sex industry in Queensland.  Tell your friends, tell your favourite working ladies.

We only need 300 donations of $55 (it is only 12 coffees!) This can come from 1 person or 300.   Account details are below.

This case has already cost $20,000 over the last year, and our last plea only garnered $6,000.  Come on people, this WILL affect us more than you realise.

The Bank Account for donations is:

BANK ACCOUNT NAME: Crimson Coalition

BSB: 114 879 ACCOUNT NUMBER: 483 605 476

BANK: St George Bank

 

Donation Appeal

PLEASE SUPPORT US and DONATE TO THIS APPEAL ESCORTS NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE

Ladies and Gents please donate to Karlaa’s (alias ‘GK’) Legal Appeal Karlaa, also known as ‘GK’, lost a very important Anti-discrimination Case against a motel in Moranbah that refused her accommodation on the grounds that she was a legal sex worker.

QCAT (Queensland Civil and Administrative Tribunal) found no case for discrimination as presented by Karlaa and the case was dismissed under a questionable interpretation of the Liquor Licensing Act which is what QCAT based their decision on.

This case creates a precedent now for licensed motels in Queensland to discriminate against touring sex workers from all over Australia.

Funds need to be raised for Karlaa to proceed with an appeal against this decision, as Karlaa has already spent approximately $3500 of her own money to get the case to where it currently is. If the appeal doesn’t go ahead then life as we know it will change dramatically for workers in Queensland. Escorts will find it very difficult to tour to or around Queensland and be able to work from Motels/Hotels without being “told” to leave or having the police called to “tell” you to leave! Also, if the decision isn’t overturned then it leaves the precedent that the Anti-Discrimination Act is a secondary piece of legislation. This will make it harder for workers to claim rights under this Act in other areas as well. Other cases of discrimination before the Anti-Discrimination Commission have been put on hold pending the appeal. If the appeal doesn’t go ahead or fails, then those pending cases will, according to the Commission, most likely be dismissed.

This means that the ground of ‘lawful sexual activity’ that protects us under the Act just won’t mean anything anymore.

Please note that the money being donated is being managed by Candi Forrest from Respect Inc. (QLD Sex Worker Org), with any leftover funds to be donated to Respect Inc.

The Bank Account for donations is:

BANK ACCOUNT NAME: Crimson Coalition

BSB: 114 879 ACCOUNT NUMBER: 483 605 476

BANK: St George Bank

Here is what some Escorts & Clients are saying:

** I’m stunningly shocked – this is a very, very serious issue. At this very moment in time – any Working Lady in any motel in QLD can be thrown out at any time based on the current decision from QCAT under the liquor licensing act.

** Right now – not a lot of motels know about this decision but given time – they will eventually all know.

** What can we do now? Nothing except offer Karlaa our support as peers and some financial aid.

** They have wanted to push us all into licensed brothels in Qld for a while – this may be one more step closer.

** If we fail it will severely restrict any Sex worker (national and international) from touring around Queensland initially but then as the hoteliers association catches on they can and WILL do the same thing across Australia….

** We need every person that is involved in the sex industry to support this please! Workers, clients, suppliers, Advertising sites, forum sites, Adult shops, absolutely every single person that could be affected if we are forced out of Motels/Hotels

** Geez, I can see that it is going to go back to Joh days with everything going underground in Qld – ridiculous in this day and age

** WE ARE GOING BACKWARDS. What a joke

** It is possible that WLS renting apartments could also be asked to leave, as the decision of QCAT is that WLs are not covered by the legislation IF THEY WORK FROM THE PREMISES AT ALL. So the only ones not at risk of being kicked out are people working from premises they own or are paying off via a mortgage…

** We need our clients support as well, as they need to know and understand what’s going on and how detrimental to our industry this decision could be if not appealed and overturned…

** Karlaa: It’s no longer just about me and one motel owner’s prejudice; it’s about ALL SEX WORKERS WHO WORK IN QUEENSLAND. Together we can stand up and be heard and fight this, as it does affect us all and our right to operate as independent, legal sole operators within Queensland. Legal fund balance stands at: $1072

** ALL and ANY donation/s are greatly appreciated x

February 2nd, 2012 by DiQld

Top search terms that have found my website…

I thought I would share with you some of the entertaining terms searched….

1. “Best cock sucking hookers st kilda locations” hehehe some of this is true but I have never worked in St Kilda!
2. “Bitch diqld” Hmmm me never!
3. “Andy di pants escort” not really sure what that was about – maybe he wanted to ‘pants me’
4. “indian escort in brisbane” last time I looked I was an aussie escort
5. “ball licking escorts brisbane” Hmmm only if you are really lucky!
6. “brisbane escort big cock” now were they looking for an escort that likes big cocks or hoping I had one???
7. “brisbane escort cum in mouth” this one surprised me cause it is something that is illegal in brisbane.
8. “deep throat escort brisbane” well maybe I do maybe I don’t!! Cum find out…
9. “di’s naughty knickers” hmmm could they be looking for a souvenir??? Happy to mail out used knickers if that is your fetish.
10. “does anyone know an escort to put a vibrator in my ass” I have and will again! I have both small and large vibrators in my sex toy range.
11. “Ernie Sigley – its almost tomorrow” I have no idea!!!!!
12. “can you clean your foreskin with deodorant” Dont know how this found me but Ummm NO you can’t
13. “Condoms hanging off cock with cum” if you must!!!!
14. Ëscort reviews australia long tongue” does he want a long tongue or have a long tongue????
15. “hair washing escorts” ok I have been asked to manscape but does he want to have his hair washed or does he want to wash mine???
16. “he made her feel ontop of the world” wow 2 people found me using this one!!!!
17. “limp prostitute nervous relax” interesting…. What can I say???
18. “lying on my back, legs apart, i thought what will I do for a monet” i have thought of many things whilst my legs have been apart and someone was pounding me but never about a monet!!!
19. “meet me in the morning southern kissers” What the????

The usual suspects are there too – DiQld, Di, Escort, brisbane , Australian, Escorts , Milf, Gilf, Mature, Chubby, fat, BBW, larger, busty, pretty, Stockings, lingerie, naked, toys, sexy, huge tits, big boobs etc but they are all rather boring compared to those above.

October 5th, 2011 by DiQld

Hi All,

Well this last week has seen me down with a rotten cold that had me in Bed ALONE 🙁

I dont often get colds luckily… This one was a shocker.

It always means a week off work due to me believing that snot bubbles are not all that sexy!!!

I just dont understand why people think they arent!!! Men I know are always trying to get us to exude fluids during hot and heavy sex and many just love being covered in sexual fluids!!!!

– they start with a build up… think the build up time between knowing you are going to have sex and actually having it..
– they only appear when you are hot and sweaty… Like good sex and heavy orgasms
– they glisten in the light… think hot moisture, soft light and after sex glow
– they require tissues to clean up… Hmmm Messy Sex – We all love that!!!
– You can’t always get them… according to a few people I know just like sex!!!

So I reckon snot bubbles should be declared sexy, or at least kinky… Do I hear that snot bubbles are the new fetish in town!!!!

May 25th, 2011 by DiQld

Wow…

I would just like to say I love my life! It never ceases to surprise or delight me…

Thank you to ALL the people in my life that contribute to my life and smile. I really appreciate seeing you all some more often than others 😉 but I wouldnt trade any of you, You are all truly amazing and deserve the best. I can’t thank you enough for the continued love and richness that each and every one of you bring to my life.

Kisses Di

May 25th, 2011 by DiQld

A story from a clent….

It had been a tough week at work and Sam was glad to see the end of it. It was Friday and he was on his way home. Well, he would be if he wasn’t stuck in traffic. Something had happened to the powerlines ahead, one of the lanes was closed and a traffic controller had stepped out in front of him with his stop sign just as he was about to pass. Waiting at the front of the queue Sam was watching people walk by when an approaching headlight in his rear view mirror distracted him. The light grew brighter and with a low rumble a motorcycle pulled up beside him then rolled forward slightly. It was hard to tell how tall the female rider was sat in the saddle but she had long sandy brown hair that flowed out from under her helmet, over the collar of her black leather jacket and down her back. She wore low cut jeans and boots but it was the g-string poking up above the waistband of her jeans that he found himself fixated on. He knew that it is rude to stare and really should have looked away when he noticed her check her mirrors but it was too late. Releasing her grip on the front brake she rolled backwards slowly until level with his front door. Looking in the window she pulled her sunglasses down with her middle finger just enough to look over the top of them. “Something catch your eye?” she sneered as he shifted in his seat. Bugger! Busted! “S-Sorry” he stumbled “I didn’t mean to stare”. “You mean, you didn’t intend to get caught” she replied with a smile as her mood mellowed just a touch. Sam tried to answer but could only manage an embarrassed grin. “I’ll tell you what” she said as she removed her sunglasses and tucked them into her ample cleavage “If you can keep up, I’ll show you something really special”. It was a proposition that took him by surprise and he swallowed hard as the stop sign in front of them flipped from stop to slow. She snapped open the throttle, dropped the clutch and roared off towards the freeway on ramp as the little man that had already begun to swell in the front of Sam’s jeans started screaming at his brain “Go you fool, Go!”.

Merging onto the freeway in front of a large truck Sam scanned the lanes ahead for any sight of the leather clad biker girl. Luckily the traffic was now flowing smoothly and he caught a flash of movement ahead as the last rays of the evening sun reflected off the chrome of a speeding motorcycle. His foot was pressed hard to the floor and he dodged in and out of both lanes just trying to keep her within sight. A gap appeared over the next hill and he saw her in the distance pulling off on the next exit. Reacting quickly he changed lanes a little too eagerly and received a horn blast and the finger for his troubles before exiting the freeway.

They were now travelling through suburban streets and only just matching her turns Sam was struggling to keep up. Rounding each corner he would only catch a glimpse of leather and chrome before she disappeared up the next street. The long straight which followed proved lucky as he only just caught sight of her turning into a unit complex and vanishing from view. He pulled up out the front but the gates were closed. He was trying to decide what to do when suddenly they opened so he drove in. Now where the hell was she? There were a lot of units and driving up and down he couldn’t knock on all those front doors. Then, he heard it…tink, tink, tink, header pipes contracting as they cooled in the chilled evening air. The unmistakeable sound of a Harley that had been ridden hard and put away hot! Parking outside he walked up the front steps and knocked on her door. 

The door opened and Sam walked in to find her standing there in stockings, heels and her black leather jacket draped in chains. “Took your time didn’t you” she said as he stepped closer. Fighting back the nerves that were making his knees shake he slipped his arms around her waist then drew her close to his chest. He felt her breast press against him as he kissed her softly. She ran her hand up the back of his head then, pulling him even closer kissed him back hard. Her other hand that had been stroking his crotch now undid his zip and began fondling his hard cock. She pulled back from him slowly and smiled. “Hi” he said “my name is Sam”. “Well” she replied “if you are going to be Sam then I’ll be Delilah, or you could just call me Dee”.  Sam was no longer nervous. Every fibre of his body was now pulsing with a primitive lust. He could hold it back no more. Taking a firm grip on her waist he spun her around then bent her over the kitchen bench top. She spread her legs and Sam was now kneeling on the floor behind her. Slowly he pulled down her g-string and unhitched it from her heels as she stepped out of it. He ran his hands up her silky legs then kissed her gorgeous bum. Dee giggled as Sam kissed the inside of her thighs. He could smell her sex and it drove him wild as he tilted her hips forward then slid his tongue into her delicious wet pussy. Dee let out a sigh as Sam continued to lick her as his fingers found their way inside her. He could tell that she wanted him so he stood up and pulled his jeans down the rest of the way. Standing behind her Sam took a hold of his throbbing hard cock, Dee gripped the bench top and moaned softly as he entered her. He felt the warm wetness of her pussy and began to stroke it slowly. Reaching forward Sam gripped Dee’s shoulders then increased his rhythm “Ohhh, Fuck Yes!” she called out. The chains on her jacket were rattling and Sam could hear his pelvis slapping against her bum as her fucked her hard. He released his grip on her shoulders then reached inside her jacket and caressed her beautiful breasts with both of his hands. Sam slowed his pace as he noticed a barstool pulled up under the bench top. He hooked it out with his foot then turned Dee back around to face him. He sat her down on the barstool, taking one of her legs he raised it up over his shoulder then stepped forward and slid his glistening cock inside her. Sam felt the silky smoothness of her stocking clad calf muscle against his neck as he gripped her leg and drove himself into her hard. Sweat began to trickle down his back as he increased his rhythm even further. “Oh God!” Dee let out. Sam could tell she was close and he held her tight as her whole body shuddered with ecstasy. She gripped his arm, relaxed back onto the chair then smiled with satisfaction. It was a smile that soon turned to a giggle when she realised that Sam was now wearing most of her lipstick so she tried to wipe it off. Stepping down from the chair Dee took a hold of Sam’s cock then said “follow me upstairs and we’ll get comfortable, now it’s your turn”. Doing as he was told Sam stumbled up the stairs behind her with his jeans still around his ankles. 

Once inside the bedroom Dee walked over to the wardrobe and opened it. She turned to Sam and said “why don’t you go into the ensuite and wash off the rest of that lipstick and take off those jeans while I get myself ready”. Washing his face in the sink Sam was wondering what “now it’s your turn” meant. He took off his jeans, boots and socks then stepped back into the bedroom. He leant back against the wall and watched Dee from behind as she fastened the last buckle on what appeared to be cross between a harness and some kinky leather underwear. His jaw dropped and he gripped the door frame tightly as she turned to face him. Attached to the front of the “harness” she wore was a large black rubber cock. Sam couldn’t move. He felt himself fixed to the spot as Dee stalked towards him with a small packet of lubricant in her hand. She tore open the packet with her teeth then sucked out the contents and threw the packet aside. Standing in front of him Dee parted her lips, and allowed the lube to dribble out, Sam watched the liquid dribble down her body and land on the rubber cock as she began stroking it with her hand. Sam didn’t know what to do. He had wondered what it would be like to be loved by a woman but now the chance was upon him he was unsure. But he didn’t back away. Reaching forward Dee stroked Sam’s cock, fondled his smooth balls then reaching between his legs tickled his ass with her lubricated fingers. Sam let out a moan as Dee slipped first one then two fingers inside him and began to work them in and out slowly. Stepping close she lifted one of his legs and cradled it in her arm. With her other hand she took a grip on her cock and pressed the tip of it against his ass then pushed. Sam gripped her shoulder tight as the head of her cock entered him. He felt a burning pain and at first it hurt quite a bit so Dee applied a bit more lube and tried to get him to relax. She increased her rhythm but Sam stopped her “slow down” he asked. Dee leant forward then whispered in his ear “stop whining and take it like a man!” she tilted her hips and slid the full length inside him. “Oh Fuck!” Sam called out. The extra lube was helping but he found the position awkward so they both fell on to the bed. Dee laid Sam on his back, she knelt between his legs and as she watched his face, she lifted them both over her shoulders. She applied more lube to the length of her cock then entered Sam again. He found himself gripping the sheets as she increased her pace and began riding him harder. Dee held his legs tight and looked into his eyes. Sam looked back at her with a mixture of desire and disbelief. He still couldn’t quite grasp what was happening to him but he knew he liked it. Dee reached down at began stroking Sam’s cock, faster and faster she pumped it with her fist. She started fucking him harder, he was close now, she could see it in his eyes. He arched his back and began to tremble. “Oh God, I’m coming” he screamed. Dee gripped the base of his cock hard and squeezed. A hot white jet shot through the air as Sam came all over himself. He collapsed on the bed as Dee withdrew from him. She unbuckled the strap on cock then laid beside him smiling. “Told you I’d show you something special” she said as Sam opened his eyes. They laid together talking and giggling about what had just happened then jumped into the shower and rubbed soap all over each other. Sam kissed her goodbye at the front door and as he turned Dee slapped him hard on the ass “come and find me again sometime” she said as he walked towards his car. He turned, smiled and waved goodbye, then thought to himself “Definately”.

April 15th, 2011 by DiQld

Last week was fantastic! Flew to Melb for 3 nights, a day for work, a couple of days of play and catching up with friends, and a visit to SexyLand. The trip was pretty spontaneous and so I contacted a couple of gentlemen that wanted me to let them know when I was in Melb next and within a few hours I had my work day fully booked with a new gentlemen (lets call him BREAKFAST) and a gentleman I love catching up with (Lets call him LUNCH).

Wow what a work day… I am always hesitant to take a long booking if I have not met the person before, after all who wants to spend 6 hours with someone that you dont know if you will get on with??? But I took the booking because BREAKFAST had been messaging and texting me and following me on Twitter and facebook for over 4 months now and always seemed a respectful and genuine man. I have to say BREAKFAST was a fantastic younger guy (mid 20’s) and we spent what turned out to be a very short 6 hours together having fun 🙂 we were supposed to grab a bite together within the 6 hours…. Ooops didnt get out of the bedroom!!! Used nearly all of my condoms and lube I had bought with me 😉 When our time was up, BREAKFAST was very apologetic that we didnt stop for something to eat and gave me an extra $50 to get something to eat… What a sweety 🙂 (Since he has been texting to make sure I set aside enough time for him when I return in May.)
With very little time to catch my breath LUNCH arrived and we had a fabulously naughty time playing with my ropes, blindfold and my new toy Pepe that I bought at SexyLand. Hehehehe I can still see that smile and hear him say how intense the experience was – I do love my job 😉

I have to tell you I love visiting Melb and I adore going to Sexyland… I always buy something when I visit Melb and this time I bought a couple of new outfits and some new toys… If you havent been there you will love it! It is like bunnings only with all things sexual. Male and Female Clothing and Costumes, Shoes nd Boots, Porn Movies and Magazines, Instructional Movies and magazines, Games, Tools and Equipment ;), and every adult toy under the sun….

I am getting quite an arsenal hehehe no pun intended – ok maybe there was 😉
a quick stocktake of toys to play with at my place….
Andy – anal probe
Benny – Ball gag
Bobby – blindfold
Cocky – Cock rings (3 sizes)
Corey – Cuffs
Casey – Cane
Donny – dildo
Freddy – flogger
Pepe – penis pump
Paddy – paddles
Percy – Prostrate vibrator
Rocco – Rocco Siegfriedi penis bust – Now that is an bove average penis! Scares most lol
ronny – ropes
nobby – nipple clamps
Sammy – sex swing
Sandy – Strap on
Sonny – Slapper
Terry – tie downs (attached to the bed)
Tommy – Electric Toothbush
Timmy – Tommy’s apprentice
vinny – vibrator average penis size and look
There are a few more toys but I dont us them enough to name them… and then there are the clothes I like to wear when with you… Sheer Lingerie, Baby Dolls, Matching underwear, Short skirts, Tight Shirts, Satin Corsets, Lace shorts, Lace tops, Short Nighties, Satin robes, G-Strings, Briefs, Pantyhose, Fishnets,Fishnet Body stocking, Stockings (both the Stay up and Suspender), High Heels and Knee length boots and ankle boots. Naughty School Girl or Nice School Girl, Easter Bunny, Present, bikie girl… If there is something that you think I should have that I havent mentioned let me know…

January 19th, 2011 by DiQld

It is terrible about the Floods here in Queensland. 75% of Qld is affected.

I was very lucky in that I dont like living in low lying areas and so I live on the hill in a complex (my little village) on a hill. Unfortunately some of the homes in my village (the ones not on the hill) were flood affected. So the village occupants high on the hill helped those that were flood affected to clean up.

Most of us offered our garages, beds, power, food, man power, or shoulders to our neighbors, Unfortunately their were a few of my fellow villagers that dissapointed… When asked if we could use her power for a gerni she replied with who is going to pay for the power!  (Hmmm bad karma coming her way!) a few watched us clean up, a  guy went about putting a light up in his garage (with the panel door open) as if nothing out of the norm was happening… it felt as though he was rubbing salt in!   

What I have learnt about floods –

In General –

Buy real furniture – Wood, Glass Metal and Stone. these will survive and clean up nicely, everything else will be ruined!  

Dont store precious things like photos and memories in hard forgotten areas like under the stairs! Have them ready to go within five minutes. Better still scan them in save them to disk and have them stored with your passport and important papers so you can grab them on the way out!

Before the Flood hits –

Keep your phone and camera on charge til you lose power.

If you even think you could flood move everything early!!!!!!  and if you are short of time move those things that you want to keep first – usually the most precious or expensive to replace!

Have access to a portable radio, torch and candles and always have batteries available to power these things.

If you think you make lose power then grab a bag of ice and put it in your vege crisper and turn your fridge down to make it cooler… take your drinks out of the fridge to minimise opening it and the same with the freezer.

Take pictures of everything in situ and open cupboards and take more pics of the things you own.

Dont bother filling up your car, you will not be driving that far unless you have to move your belongings out of the area.

Dont bother panic buying water – as most areas have water towers so supply will not be contaminated!

Walk around your area to see where the water will come from, talk to other people checking out the area too, you will learn more about your area and possibly about earlier floods…  

If you are flood affected –  

Before you leave and before the water gets to your home, turn off the Water, Electricity, Gas.  

Take pictures of the water levels at your home or business (if you can) and of all things that have been wet or damaged before you move anything. Take pictures of your kitchen layout and benches and try to get accurate color shots…  Save small peices of carpet, underlay and (Dry) painted plaster (so they can color match the paint) Take pictures of ANYTHING you throw out. If you are too upset ask someone to do this for you.

The flood water will either fill everything or make it float – walls, cupboards, cavities under kitchen cupboards, Fridges, dishwashers, ovens etc.  

Clean out the mud/silt before it drys!  so as soon as the water receeds use a high pressure water cleaner and get the mud/silt out. It dries like concrete and stains everything. It fills the wall cavities and kitchen kick boards.

Contact your insurance company as soon as you can, although you may not have Flood insurance, They may at least be able to give you some advice as to what are your best options and how to proceed.

Contact people like Electricians (your home will need to be checked before the power goes on), Plumbers, Plasterers, Cabinet Makers, Carpenters, because they will be in high demand after the flood so the earlier you get in the earlier you can get back to your home.    

Wooden doors will swell so you have to make the decision as to whether you want the doors open or shut!  Once they have swelled there is no changing your mind except breaking them! Lock your screen doors and leave your doors open if you can. The water will have an escape!

Finally, dont go driving into flooded neighborhoods for a look you can do that on sites like www.Nearmap.com They had Satelite pics up 2 days after the floods…    

I hope this will help someone in the future.